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Jul. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this stupid game's controls are preventing me from getting to the top. The thing just takes off in its own direction randomly.

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maxitotar

Jul. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Protip: The fire is useless.

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X_Testificate_X

Jul. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I beat him by spamming weapons at his crotch...

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manleyerman9

Jun. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hey what the, who tagged this as strategy?

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AgentNegativeOne

Jun. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) freee harry nicolidas hahaha hahahaha ouch my spleen

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aidan230

Jun. 21, 2012

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Elsean

Jun. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I think that song is probably better than the burn the rope one anyways.

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noisyboy1

Jun. 16, 2012

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kreeper234

Jun. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) he still had hp!

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Hippogriff02

Jun. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Just jump on his head

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Laklod

May. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Agh! AWESOME!

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TheyCallMeTroll

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Aaahh, the arrow keys aren't working for me! I can defecate, but not upon King Bhumibol!! :(

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lolzy

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why dafuq did i shit on king bhumibol?

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r0b3r10

Mar. 28, 2012

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metakirby159

Mar. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is it?..... THIS IS IT!?!?

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werty9988

Mar. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) funny game 4/5

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Reaper579

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is where i learned the word defecate. LOL

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brick90

Feb. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I understand the whole thai monarchy thing, but why exactly am I a turnip?

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Thepenguinking2

Feb. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the 4th secret rule should say 4. another thing: it really isn't possible to get killed.

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EngageKillswitch

Jan. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The credits were more interesting than this game.

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BiffyExtra7

Jan. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hilarious game, but doesn't maintain secret rule 4 like You Have To Burn The Rope does.

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xfinity100

Jan. 20, 2012

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xyroclast

Jan. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Haha, I laughed at the random "z" in the song

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ds_914

Jan. 04, 2012

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greatscorpi9

Dec. 08, 2011

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jimbolance

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) best line of the song, between 3rd and 4th "harry nicolidies" is the line "z"

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uitham

Nov. 28, 2011

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flameblaze12

Nov. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how many beans can a little onion eat?

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PhillipPresents

Nov. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its actually slightly harder, i kept getting hit and losing my torch or falling down. stupid bhumibol.

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orsinijj

Nov. 26, 2011

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Shadow99153

Nov. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I killed him with my normal weapons

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wappy

Oct. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its poo on his head rofl

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QueeQuee

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yay I just took a shittocky on someones head :D

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Entolerance

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) FREE HARRY NIOLAIDES!!!

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BlackOpsGamer101

Oct. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Even if he didn't admit he ripped it off on purpose as a parody, I still love it!

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jumper17

Oct. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's no replay button? I guess I'll have to press refresh and play again...

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cometaster

Oct. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...

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Samiarglob

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars! I love shitting on people!

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maxwellthink

Oct. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) + for credit song!!!! :D

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sum1sbanana

Sep. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You forgot the fourth rule!!! D:

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LyssusX

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL WHAT?

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LegendaryPutty

Sep. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A bit harder than "You Have To Burn The Rope" but still good I rate this 4/5

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nagleci107

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ... I feel like an idiot. I was standing up there, spewing those random hats 'n' shit, thinking that how I was supposed to kill him. But then I jump off the platform, and...just..... *Facepalm.*