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'die' works instead of 'suicide' for 5. 'crap' and 'poop' can be substituted for 'shit' in all cases except ending 8. Sadly no support for 'drop the kids off at the pool' nor 'pinch a loaf' at this time.
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Considering showing this to my kids. Oh wait, I'm an immature kid with no life. Oh well, life sucks...like shi-I'm sorry.
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Find the P and shit your pants!
Finger it as well!!For good luck so it doesn't hydrate.