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This game teaches us MANY lessons.
1. even evil people benefit from rainbows and circyses.
2. The solution to a monster portal is to make a road looping around it and back into itself.
3. Goblins are more powerfull then they look.
4. Kongregate hides money in evil castles.
5. When in need, always check the cellar.
6. EVERYONE must grind for money, even if they are evil.
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Minion: "hello Mr. Villian sir, i have a report on our last conquest
Villian: "yes lets hear it!"
Minion: "Well it turns out we made no money what so ever"
Villian: "How is this possible, i sent out a 3 frekking iron golems and 7 healers!!?"
Minion: "Well its not in all those minions contracts to pillage/loot anything"
Villian: "O....i see"
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the best army is a living army? i disagree entirely. the undead have been quite satisfactory achieving my goals of world domination
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57 looters on the final with this one simple trick. GGGHGGGGHGGG. That is really it. Stun the bog tower and just use your spells.
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I'm sorry to bother you, the evil overlord lost a contact lens somewhere in your village. Please stop shooting arrows at my pet turtle, Sparky.
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Description of this game: From the makers of "Don't Shit Your Pants" comes a new take on Tower Defense... Me: Well that was unexpected
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I forgot to play the game for a while because I was too busy playing with the eye in the top right corner of the interface. Then I played the game. It was pretty darn nice. 5/5
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I really love the game. Even with the difficulty right now. I have seen Anti-Tower Defense games, but here is the best one. Also, if in Tower Defense games you defend, would this be Tower Offence?
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I was thinking "Hey, upgrading this castle reminds me of Rogue Legacy" Then I thought "Oh, I decided to play this because of Rogue Legacy..." Touche, Cellar Door Games.
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To add to Suuljin's comment. For the maps without bog/holy towers, you want 2g,h,s,4g,s,h,2g. You want the healers first, if your shield dies then your healer will die very fast. But if your healer dies, the shield can last quite a few hits before expiring. On maps with bog/holy towers, you want ghcsgggghcsg. The reason for hcs is because the bog tower does more damage than your healer heals for, so you want the healer to be the first one to die.
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After playing it for 3 hours using Suuljin's strategy, I have realized that the ARCHER TOWER IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN CANNON OR CRATER in late game. Archer tower deals 25 dmg per sec, while cannon deals only 12 dmg per sec. Although cannon and crater hits an area, your healer can heal all monsters in an area at once, too. Therefore, splash is really insignificant in late game, where you get all your monsters covered by healing. Next time, stun the archer towers instead of the cannons! (PS although atomic towers only deal 10 damage per second, you would also like to stun them because if a monster's hp is lower than 100, it would be killed outright with an atomic strike; the healers won't have the chance to heal them.)
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Goblin: Master, the towers are firing at us! Shall we destroy them?
Master: Meh, just walk by over and over until you die.
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To make simpleharmonic's comment easier to read: For maps without bog or holy towers, use 2 goblins, a healer, a shield golem, four goblins, a shield golem, a healer, and finally 2 goblins. You want the healer first, because the shield golem's have alot of health and if the healer dies, they can survive much longer. On maps with bog or holy towers, you want: A goblin, a healer, a cleanse warlock, a shield golem, four goblins, a healer, a cleanse warlock, a shield golem, and finally a goblin. The reason you want healers ahead of warlocks is because they heal for less than the bog or holy towers do, so you want him to die before the cleanse warlock. Please don't - me because of repost. I was just making it easier to read.
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Hmm? Before I attack a town, the map is purple. It looks foreboding; possibly poisonous. After I siege, the land become a lush, green valley. And once razed, the kingdom is covered in gold! I'm starting to think I'm not an evil mastermind at all. I'm a misunderstood landscaper.
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its time to invade the world of light and take it for our selves....also remember stay off the grass i want it perfect for the lawn party once we destroy every town.
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For god sake, This game Is getting alot of low ratings because people don't know about the speed button. The speed button is the same as the summon button..+ This up to let people know and/or make the developer of this game get this noticed so he could maybe add a speed up button seperate.. Game might get a lil bit higher rating then.
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This game has amazing game balance, amazing difficulty curve, and amazing progression. I never comment on games, but this game should be what all tower attacks games should strive to be. Great work.
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You know, I got most of the LoTR reerences, but the map itself ... I have played this game half a dozen times through and either I only just noticed, or had completely forgotten. I feel dumb.
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"The Banana Shire - ..... Famous for its coconuts." Oooookkkk, maybe that's just a typo. However when I came across "Kingdom of Bacon - Hope you like coconuts." all I could think of was - 'That's it! Either the game creator REALLY likes coconuts or he's trying to pull my leg - and succeeding!'
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I love how later on, you can replay early levels for big money gains. Prevents annoying grinding, adds replay value. Nice job :)
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When the game says "spawning next wave" you can still use magic; you don't have to wait for the wave to actually start. This is useful for doing things like stunning pesky towers that are right by an entrance.
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Some tips for you guys: Spend first on raid size, goblin HP, and mana. Farm early stages for gold medals before moving on. That will help you maximize money. Also, to maximize efficiency once you have a full raid size, alternate between goblins and helper units. I like to do elemental, turtle, healer, shielder, healer, turtle between golbins. This game is great once you know how it works and how to maximize infamy and units. 5/5!
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"but master, you had enough mana to shock that atomic tower, and yet you let us perish, why?????"
"because i already have the gold medal, and you are no longer of use to me"