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fear the wrath of More Cake Jack, the horse masked racer!
I frickin' love the name generation. It's hilarious! the top contender was named Sushi Asaurus. I couldn't scope out the competition with a straight face.
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Speed and reactions. Getting 40+ every time, often 60+ on reactions. Very easy to train to 100, so my suggestion is using the money bug, get 1000 reaction and speed, buy agility items and pick the turtle. This way, you'll be able to win everything without even filling up your health (which is really boring)
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So while its fun that your healing is hitting stuff with a hammer, it's kind of annoying when your hammer's hitbox is the size of an ant
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I think that the only really rewarding Minigame is the Reaction Minigame. Agility is impossible after a score of 25, Stamina is close to impossible after 20 points and Speed has to be a Nightmare for people who don't type regularly. Also, the challenge is lost once your stats hit 550-600+. You can skill up to 9999 or 1000 (as it looks), why not make challenges for that? The Health Minigame is fine, btw. All in all, itwas fun to waste those 2 hours here. 4.5/5
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I'm bothered by the fact the camera follows the fastest runner and when I'm in the back I can't even see the barriers I'm supposed to jump.
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Some of these mini-games are painfully unforgiving and/or incredibly slow. When training speed, I can get around 60 points in no time, but by nature of the game, I can only get 15-24 stamina points per round, and it takes forever, and also isn't particularly fun. The reaction game just "kills" you for making a wrong move. Do people actually play these games before releasing them any more??
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i hate this game u have 2 type to win? what type of game is that then 500000000000 freaken letters come up there like up press all of these fuvking letters ...like how can i press 50 letters at the same time
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You know, I actually want to have one of those birds as my racer instead. I mean, they can carry anvils in place - just imagine what they could do on the track!
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Looking at my character run reminds me of an elderly hospital patient trying his best to attempt to walk by leaning on his hospital walker unit thing.
I also have to say I dislike my opponent's name of Vomiting Drumsticks, eww.
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I loved the Reactions minigame. Honestly, who could think of a better way to raise reactions than dodging watermelons?
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hp training relies too much on luck, my worst was 11 but best was 52, if you smash many burgers at once it gives you an combo boost, agility and stam are the hardest to train indeed, it seems humanly impossible to get 30+
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Some of the training really needs a re-balance i think. I can slam 50 points in reactions no problem but it's hard to get even a 20 in stamina or even 10 in Hp from training. I don't know if that's purposely implimented but I don't think it should take more work to raise stats the same amount.
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Great game with very pleasant mini-games (except for the stamina one.. hehe). Start out by training your speed while keeping your health up. This way you'll be able to avoid a slow start.
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Forget my previous comment, just scored 48 by luck on reaction just now... All training can reach 40+ except Agility and Stamina (agility is really impossible. After you are about 20, there would be insane jumps when you jumps and land right on top of another anvil, which happened to me, you will see how (almost) impossible it is to reach 40 in stamina...).