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"You could have just built a fence..." I have turkeys that fire missiles, and a pterodactyl that launches explosive nitrous barrels. Your argument is invaild.
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Why spend the money to buy scarecrows that dont really work to scare off much of anything, when you can just employ the birds to kill off all the other animals!
I know It's been asked before but plz make a free play mode, I want to see the full destructive power the total army
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Farmer Joe: "You know, I had this rodent problem, so I got me some traps 'n' I trained some birds to shoot them with guns, oh, yeah I also got me a Perodactyl from the research lab down the road. He's kinda strong so a gave him some toxic waste barrels. Man he's good at killing rodents ... and otters, dogs and deers as well. You want some pumpkin soup, it's great for a late night snake, kinda glows, don't know why."
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The reason there is a cap on how many birds you can have is because if they add even one more bird your head will explode from extreme awesomeness
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So I get no benefit for completing a level... and I don't know how many waves there are... Seems like a few missed opportunities there. Looks real nice, though. Don't know why the music gives up on me and I have no idea who would buy any of those one-off traps; might as well just throw your cash into the otter pond.
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NOOOO!!! The critter is eating of my carrots, I know, I'll blast it and only it into smitherness with my Plasma Gun, which is twice the size of the extinct creature carrying it!!
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Could I just point out how random this game is?
On the other hand its completely amazing, 'specially the music, so I'm not complaining.
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you should make a sandox and surivial mode.Sandbox mode makes unlimate enimeimies come and you have unlimmated mony and crops.Surivial mode is there is unlimtade wave and you earn your cash unlike sandbox where you get unlimated money.
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Guys: Sir, we are members of PETA and we are here to take away your birds.
You: B-b-but...
Guys: Sir, you have killed over 300 rabbits. Don't you think thats overdoing it?
You: Well, they started it! Trying to eat my garden *mumble mumble*
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ppl heres a tip: after you earn lots of money and i mean enough to buy the best unit after each lvl u can sorround the enemy spawns with the 1000 volts electric panels nd your garden with spikes and 500 volts electric panels and that way u womt have to worry about desperately shooting your enemies
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@bob8791 since when do we want our games to make sense?
if mario actually ran around fixing ppl´s plumbing it wouldnt be such a great game.
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isnt the point of the game to keep animals away.... so lets build a army of crows to defend a feild full of corn that will work out swell
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instead of spending £9999999999999 on birds with machine guns attached to them you could just spend about £6 on an electric fence.
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Hmm... maybe I could plug up the burrows?Nah... too ordinary. Maybe I could drop a few firecrackers down them?Nah...but closer. OH! I know! I could spend hundreds of dollars on equipping and training birds that will attack the rabbits with guns! It's genius!
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Farmer: hey man will you watch my crops? stupid animals keep eating them and i need a vacation
Friend of Farmer: alright
(2 days later)
Farmer: WTFLIP WHY ARE THERE BIRDS WITH GUNS ON THEIR BACKS?!?!
Friend of Farmer: improvising good idea right?
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Too easy. Turn 1: buy 1 sparrow, fully upgrade its attack power. Turn 2: repeat Turn 3: repeat Turn 4: buy 2 sparrows fully upgrade their attack power Turn 5: buy four more sparrows, fuly upgrade attack. Turn 6: start laying the strongest electric traps outward from your crops or around the animal dens depending on level Turn 7-10: repeat step 6
You should never have to fire again.