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I think when you make enough money to both recreate prehistoric reptiles as well as flying immortal fire birds, and mounting them with turrets that fire barrels of explosive, you might as well just lift your whole farm off the ground and just keep it there with like.. a dragon or something..
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There are some ideas that just should not be tried in real life. And then there are the ideas that just sound so awesome that you have to try them anyway. This is one of those ideas.
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So, I'm shooting highly explosive barrels and nitrous tanks killing all the animals in the land. Yet the garden, plants, and trees are just sitting there like "What the hell is this guy doing shooting the animals without even thinking about a fence?"
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""You could have just built a fence..." I have turkeys that fire missiles, and a pterodactyl that launches explosive nitrous barrels. Your argument is invaild." You can just build a fence AND do the bird army! Both of your arguments are invaild
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"You could have just built a fence..." I have turkeys that fire missiles, and a pterodactyl that launches explosive nitrous barrels. Your argument is invaild.
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you should make a sandox and surivial mode.Sandbox mode makes unlimate enimeimies come and you have unlimmated mony and crops.Surivial mode is there is unlimtade wave and you earn your cash unlike sandbox where you get unlimated money.
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Farmer: hey man will you watch my crops? stupid animals keep eating them and i need a vacation
Friend of Farmer: alright
(2 days later)
Farmer: WTFLIP WHY ARE THERE BIRDS WITH GUNS ON THEIR BACKS?!?!
Friend of Farmer: improvising good idea right?
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Real Estate Agent: Sir. We need to talk. Player: What? Agent: I have gotten reports that you have been using birds with guns mounted on thier backs to kill innocent animals. Player: Isnt it funny how animals walking on plants can hurt them whilst shooting them with a variety of objects (a fair chunk explosive) doesnt hurt them?
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The reason there is a cap on how many birds you can have is because if they add even one more bird your head will explode from extreme awesomeness
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You know what I've never been able to comprehend... small chickens can't fly, while huge ass turkeys fatter then the cast of the Biggest Looser can.
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Why continuing to defend those little crops, with all the birds you have, legendary birds included, you could make millions and buy fruits already made!