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It's art, I don't care if you like it or hate it, it's interactive art. People say video games are art... some maybe... but just because something has incredible detail doesn't make it art. This has humor and character; it's like Old Bay Seasoning.
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I'm not going in there unarmed *uses Johnny power to open door in which he throws weapon without picking it back up, goes through then magically produces a weapon" well I didn't really need THAT gun any whey...
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I really would have liked more story, more fleshed-out supporting characters for him to interact with (more chance to be a smartassing badass when people with personalities are there to mess with), and lots more puzzles. It felt like there were more cutscenes than gameplay. Also...could take the misogyny down a notch...or ten. Misogyny =/= badassery. It's more like "douchery." Enjoyed some of the little things though: kitty of doom, guards with dolls, and sunglasses flying off only to return perfectly.
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I love how when you choose option number 1 in the 1st chapter when the game begins johnny says Suck it the women is like :( then he says it again then she sucks his cock
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I like how Johnny's a badass, but he's not overpowered and is still prone to everyday things that most badass characters would just magically survive.
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Why would you 1-star an older game just because it doesn't have a mute button? Maybe you should learn how to mute the volume on your computer is sound annoys you so much. Oh, what's that? You wanted to listen to your music instead? Get an Ipod. You're ridiculous deadalucard.
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JasonL53 - search everywhere in the room - there is a tool - but, you have to be suppish to figure out how to use it - (you will have to do more than one thing) - keep trying