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Woman: "Johnny! My little girl has been kidnapped by the local street thugs! You've gotta help me!"
Johnny: Suck it
Woman: WHAT? But...my little girl...
Johnny: SUCK IT!
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use right click and foward if you get stuck,it's supish to do so rather than to waste thug ass kicking time reading a walkthough.
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"How do I can someone who doesn't even work for me?" "What am I gonna do, fish him to death?" then I picked crowbar. Then give up. "Go mend some clothes captain pussy." 5/5 for this writing
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It's art, I don't care if you like it or hate it, it's interactive art. People say video games are art... some maybe... but just because something has incredible detail doesn't make it art. This has humor and character; it's like Old Bay Seasoning.
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I'm not going in there unarmed *uses Johnny power to open door in which he throws weapon without picking it back up, goes through then magically produces a weapon" well I didn't really need THAT gun any whey...
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I really would have liked more story, more fleshed-out supporting characters for him to interact with (more chance to be a smartassing badass when people with personalities are there to mess with), and lots more puzzles. It felt like there were more cutscenes than gameplay. Also...could take the misogyny down a notch...or ten. Misogyny =/= badassery. It's more like "douchery." Enjoyed some of the little things though: kitty of doom, guards with dolls, and sunglasses flying off only to return perfectly.