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I'm surprised I've never played this game before. You should really reconsider making Johnny Rockets on the regular with short stories. :D
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Did the developer forgot to make a script that prevents tabbing for this g- Wait a second, that game was released 1.4 years before Rey's Flash Tips 3!
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Johnny:It's be kind to animals week *gives the cat a fish* then *grabs the cat at the throat* Me: Or is it strangle the animals week?
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I always knew cats were awesome. You can pat them, tickle them under the chin, and use them to get rid of difficult bouncers.
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The fair maiden: "Johnny, retrieve my daughter!"
Johnny: *Falls asleep*
The fair maiden: *Leaves*
*Latter*
Johnny: *Pulls out the fair maiden's daughter's photo*
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