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Johnny:It's be kind to animals week *gives the cat a fish* then *grabs the cat at the throat* Me: Or is it strangle the animals week?
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I always knew cats were awesome. You can pat them, tickle them under the chin, and use them to get rid of difficult bouncers.
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The fair maiden: "Johnny, retrieve my daughter!"
Johnny: *Falls asleep*
The fair maiden: *Leaves*
*Latter*
Johnny: *Pulls out the fair maiden's daughter's photo*
o_O
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Why is a mute button such a foreign concept for devs? I was in the middle of listening to a very good song when I was rudely interrupted by ryankhatam's questionable choice of noise.