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Johnny-Oh cmon marty remember when i saved your wife from that fire.
Marty-No but i remember that you looted my house while she was burning alive.
Johnny-...same diffrence.
-.- LOL!
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i was younger and i played this and he was like suck it and i was like suck what? SOOOO i had to learn it the JOHNNY WAY!
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Johnny, that woman will come back to haunt you! I was actually hoping that he would save the kid properly, but I guess he really is too suppish to do it. Still a great and funny game though. 5/5
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1: Click “This trash just interrupted your smoke… you gonna let that fly?”
2: Click “check out the local bar alley”
3: Click the empty can
4: Click the trash can
5: Click the dead fish
6: Click the dumpster to get the crowbar
7: Click the cat
8: Use the fish
9: Leave
10: Click ‘go to the local thug hang out’
11: Use the cat to kill the guard
12: Once inside, click the trash can
13: Click the plank of wood
14: Use the Barbie doll
15: Use plank
16: Click Shotgun
17: Use empty can
18: Use shotgun
19: Click pistol
20: Click door
21: Use crowbar (it breaks)
22: Use the JOHNNY POWER! (end up in jail)
23: Click the nail sticking out of the wall behind the chair
24: Click the pile of dirt twice to get a screwdriver
25: Use the screwdriver on the slot in the door
26: Use the bent screwdriver on the window