Comments for Journalizm (unlocked)

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sadewt

Jul. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i find it difficult to tell the hires apart from the owners, it seems like they intentionally dress the same

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JadenStarr

Jul. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Lessons learned for life: If you manage to found a company and have it running nicely, there will be a zombie plague and you will lose it.

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angry_axe

Oct. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Employee: "sir, there are zombies coming up the elevator" Boss: "stop procrastinating and get back to work"

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AninhaS2

Sep. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Worker: "Boss, how can a zombie know how a elevator works?" Boss: "I just click on them, son, don't ask me."

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GameGuru204

Jul. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Here is a tip DON'T PAY THE FIRST 3 MEMBERS because they never leave u

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AcornLove

Dec. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Is there a Journalizm 2? I love the insanity of the game, but my fingers and hand got wait too tired clicking everything and swiping all around the screen... if you ever plan on making a Journalizm 2 might I suggest workers that pick up the flying ideas, or a worker that pays the units, or a worker that serves coffee... ehm also a feature that auto sells the idea/articles as the best possible article combos, and then either keeping or selling them all or atleast allow the articles to be just dragged into the paper because it was a pain to drag and drop the articles to make the best papers, and it sucked if I dropped it abit too far from the hitbox of dropping and it goes back to where it was originally.... Ive wanted to just hit sell all and get on with it... I love the insanity, but not the tediousness... this game really needs more cred... and maybe achievements...

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DXProductions

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Man, my paycheck is takeing forever to get here... I wonder when it wi- AAAGAH,HEART ATTACK!"

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TheWuffyGamer

Jun. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: Never enter journalism offices, or a giant clicking arrow will beat you to death.

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catbow4

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i laughed when one worker played this game on the computer

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GuitarKing12

Apr. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What should I do when the managers dont wanna work?? xD Buy another one? xD

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poetgriot

May. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I only wish I could customize a character.

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KF5AQX

Apr. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) author: I wrote a article now what? owner: just throw it, a invisible hand will catch it and give it to us

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Unknown89089

Jul. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the concept behind the game and how smoothly it goes, but I dislike the enemies, especially the hitman, that's like, an instant death for one of your people :/ 4/5

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thejes

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ,,What? Money?!? I just freaking saved you from zombies and hitmen! And you come here asking for money!''

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metties2

May. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir, what do I do with my finished article?" "Just throw it in the air and an invisible hand will catch it."

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frekky123

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how does a drawing board cost 400 when huge plasma TV is 75?

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Gomblars

Feb. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Woot, we're making money!" "Yeah, but we didn't fix up the room." "Yeah, let's do that." Gee, with that in mind, you'd think they'd done something about the door that constantly let zombies and hitmen in their building.

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Spyro_Drag

Jan. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) needs a DMG upgrade, im sick of those girls flirting with my guys, or, ya know.... an auto gun?

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assaultmech

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *ahem* If the zombie eats YOUR dudes, how come it doesn't eat human ENEMIES?

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Toxictears

Nov. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i had like 15 employees and managed to keep everyone happy and alive ... secret is to wait as long as possible before paying them :P saves money and coffee ^^ also, sell any ideas you have that you can't use ... at least this is how i did it

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hooha

Oct. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: When trying to figure out a business to start, play Eye of the Tiger.

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supersquad

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i spended all my money on managers and authors. they were working for 10 sec and the a zombie and hitman come up the elevatot, so i lost it all. Damn!

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WindTravel

May. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So apparently, players are office boys/girls and janitors. Not a journalist/writer. Considering we serve them coffees and kill the zombies

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dudusancho

Oct. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Needs an autofill on the magazines, it's pretty annoying doing it by myself

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DerTobi

Oct. 2, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) In the end you lose people everytime you have enemies entering the building since they either kill a bunch of employees or you lose them due to having to click the foes and therefore being unable to keep your crew happy. The enemies should either have reduced health or it should be possible to hire guards or something alike so you don't have to kill everything yourself.

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TorpidTorpor

Mar. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When you have nice things, zombies attack. This is why we can't have nice things.

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TorpidTorpor

Mar. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I've never wanted to put a barrel of coffee and pile of money in the middle of a room so badly in my life.

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xWalx

Dec. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Oh no! I did'nt pay him.. now he died o.O

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AsproTheos

Apr. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yay! This game taught me stuff I didn't know about life! No I know that by walking around a room, random icons pop up outta my head. Then, I can buy newspapers, and by glueing those icons onto spots of the newspapers, I magically make money! Yay! I also learned that I can live just from drinking coffee! That means I never have to spend money buying food! Awesome! Exept I have to be careful, since random people will kick open my door and infect me or make me fall in love with them. =O

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super89super

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Walking around and getting paid hasn't been this easy >.<

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Momofunk

Sep. 9, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting concept. Suggestions: 1. Differentiate the owners from the employees more. Hard to tell them apart. 2. Fix the typos!! It's maddening to try and read through the scenes and have it be so stilted and awful.

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Fiery_J_Jabiy

Oct. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Writer :Hey look a hitman!Should we do anything? Boss :I knew it if i shouldn't have make an article about science.

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wolfling101

Aug. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Owners: We need a manager. Me: I am your mighty manager. Don't you dare to hire another one! I sell the papers and i buy the items. You only make idea's. I AM THE OWNER YOU GET THAT? :)

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austinfauth

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh a zombie what is it the apoclyps? Oh a little girl comes in and beats us up by screaming well she owns my base...

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XCalibre

Nov. 7, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Things to know when starting a journalism company: 1.) Founding members can go without pay, but failure to supply anyone else with money several seconds after thinking about it results in DEATH 2.) The human body runs on Coffee, failing to supply it causes instantainous collapse 3.) When finishing an article, throw it into the air 4.) Females should be killed on sight, or they will distract your company workers. They need to be punished for coming out of the kitchen anyways. 5.) Talking with your manager lets you complete your work 3 times as fast 6.) Playing around increases work quality 7.) When your company is running good, Hitmen and Zombies will come to destroy you

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dazzlygem

Feb. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) when the men play on the computer,they play Journalism

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wiehaa

Dec. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First thought when a zombie enters the office? "Man, I really could use a cup of coffee right now. And I mean right NOW."

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jojowhorocks

Jun. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish there were door guards and idea catchers, because trying to catch stories AND killing zombies gets pretty exhausting.

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Kuhnie

Feb. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I didnt realize Foriegn office war killings were a problem in todays society..

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Travis0901

Feb. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how did zombies even use the elevator? they are stupid, right?

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Remje

Oct. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i defeated the zombie plague although i lost like 3 employees

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thawinner

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: if my boss doesn't pay me, it's probably because he's killing zombies

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nepurdy

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why am 'I' getting their coffee.. Aren't I supposed to be the boss/editor in chief?

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antman829

Apr. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When did Zombies know how to work elevators

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Dalno

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i hope that the creator adds security that can kill the zombies girls hitmen and all bad guys

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mindputty

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So, lesson learned? The best way to run a company is to not pay your workers until they're on the brink of death and hop them up on stimulants in the interest of producing more output. Oh, and plagiarism is alright as long as you steal the idea before it goes into print...

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Timm638

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ''Where are my 1.000.000$???'' ''the picture is worthless'' ''WHY???'' ''all haved copy this picture and want 1.000.000$'' ''ok i fire you''

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maclyn10

Apr. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder i jouralism is like this in real life... I mean, they only drink coffe, they die if they don't get there paycheck, zed want to get there ideas... I can't imagine anything else about journalism that would be different...

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bjjdude

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) damn that is a big laptop

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Darching

Dec. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) We could be able to hire Guards to keep the elevator, to they help us to kill intruders!!!!!

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