Comments for Bitejacker

avatar for Koitenshin
Koitenshin

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I would have liked to see permanent gun upgrades. The normal machine gun just doesn't cut it once you get the "Max Zombie" unlocked in the progress book.

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Hllibsaf

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) shouldn't MJ be a zombie already? he certainly isnt a survivor. Pretty good game but there are a few things that need to be fixed if there is a sequel. guns that get replaced by worse guns is one thing and not having survivors spawn where you can't get to them in time is another.

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d00de

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what about showing vip's and civilian's health? btw, awesome game! good work secretbase, keep zombiefying our internetz! oh...this needs LOTS of badges! hard ones!

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wowswgeq2

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lowering the restart price would be nice... $10000 on your first death? thats just wrong

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Evrkrost

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The retro feel is always a win, the controls seem a little sluggish to me but over all I love this game so far... i cant wait for my wife to get home from work so I can put on my Underwear of +3 Charisma... If she say no I'll call her a pirate ghost!

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Zyperior

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not that I dont want a challenge or anything but this is really hard, could have different difficulty levels and you could also have permanent weapon upgrades as well as more variety of weapons. 3/5

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avatar for Sarah_K
Sarah_K

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My team consisted of Stephen Hawkings, Louis from Left 4 Dead, and Mario. This is so badass.

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drakmor

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty sweet game! 5/5 for sure! I only have a few minor nitpicks. Firstly, the searching sound's really annoying. Perhaps a music only option, or just remove it? Also, the coins always disappear before I ever get to them. It may be my computer being weird, but if it is not just me, it would be nice to have that fixed. Even with these small things, I still found myself playing for a while! Great job!

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4oil

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) glitched the intro repeatedly

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Solistus

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like the mix of oldschool graphics and gameplay and quirky humor/personality. Definitely a start to something great. My biggest complaint is I want more of everything: a longer 'item tree' of purchasables to unlock including permanent gun upgrades, more characters to choose between (or just unlockable alternative action/specials for the existing ones), more enemies, harder bosses, difficulty modes... Basically, this feels like a game that begs to become a major timesink for a while, but there's not enough content to support that much replay. I probably spent a good hour at first grinding, trying out the different guns/actions/specials, restarting the first couple days to build a bankroll... Then I breezed through the game. I honestly think all it would take is adding more content to make this an action RPG-type game that I could play for hours. 4/5 for now, it'll 5/5 and a favorite for sure if we see a major content update.

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XOfSpades

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 2800$ APPLES?! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!? AND THIS IDIOT SHOP KEEPER SHOULD JUST COUGH UP THE WEAPONS SO WE CAN SAVE HIS LIFE!

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Draedok

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nicks a zombie! Ah well. I got a great idea though, we can go outside where the zombies are coming by the zillions then i'll have a gun try and pick them off and you video tape me, smart right?

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bext

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Nice to see a challenging game that doesn't spoon feed people. Nice take on the Zombie format. Keep up the awesome work.

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candlefrontin17

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is good. It's fun, has some interesting ideas, and the controls aren't awkward. BUT...I'm getting really tired of game developers making games unnecessarily long by adding on layers of increasingly lengthy, yet nearly identical challenges. This game is an excellent example of that, requiring you to loop through 10 repeating levels, requiring 3 increasingly lengthy challenges in order to face each subsequent boss. I've beaten the first boss now, and I'm done with this game. It's just not worth the time--an increasingly common trend.

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avatar for 50bear
50bear

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i saved metriod,mario,peach and santa!

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ZyuZyu

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The game itself is very fun, although at times it feels like it's riddled with unnecessary complications and could use a bit of tweaking. But it's still a very solid and well-thought out game. However, the horrible voice acting in the intro should be cut out and shift+deleted. It's so unfunny and awkward to listen to it hurts. No offence but even if you let Microsoft Sam do it, I would have enjoyed it more.

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avatar for junkboy
junkboy

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 25 killstreak... WHERE'S MY NUKE?!

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PhaE

Feb. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No permanent gun upgrades = fail. Love it for the rest.

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Deadrights

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish the underwear I had gave me a 3+ charisma bonus.

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avatar for Paladia
Paladia

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, great graphical style, great achievement system but it sucks that you can't permanently upgrade weapons.

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avatar for Atomsk
Atomsk

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how come only the base level weapon counts for unlocking the level 3 weapon? I mean why would you want to pick the weaker weapon if you have the cash for one you probably have the cash for the 2nd.

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SmellsLikeBanana

Oct. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why is the main video repeating ?

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avatar for EvilTwinCZ
EvilTwinCZ

Jul. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Excess progress of requirements for one boss doesn't carry over to another boss? I'm not THAT patient.

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avatar for kalel01260
kalel01260

Feb. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I can save Mario and Peach from zombies while kicking ass with a heavy machine gun? Awesome. 5/5.

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avatar for Wildkatz
Wildkatz

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fuc*ing vips. coins disappear too fast. too much zombies ^^ no. thank you. first i thought "seems to be a great game" but then i rated it only 2 stars.

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l2o3

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To bad the story cant be deciphered from the microscopic comic page. im not going to play it again on your page. And I cant be arsed to find the savegame and copy it to your page's savelocation.

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kennykatt27

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL the intro 5/5

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laner275

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Damn! I was 7 away from having exactly 1337 kills! If only I had stayed for afew more seconds...

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Your_Enemy

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) weapons upgrade sholud be perment. also, there should be an upgrade like "increase clip capability", "coins stay longer" and "increase max hp".

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miha635

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) best intro ever

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Viciously

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL the special: You have to burn the zombies

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avatar for Helk
Helk

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love the premise of the game, and personally I'm a sucker for this type of graphics. I do think the movement should be adjusted, it feels sticky at times, as the main character is easily trapped by objects that don't appear to be in the way.

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avatar for ChaossDragon
ChaossDragon

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Unlimited Ammo 60 c1 11 a1 => 02 02 02 02 Fast Fire Rate 5e e4 11 25 ?? ?? => 5e e4 11 24 01 02 Lots of Damage 5e c7 11 24 ?? => 5e c7 11 24 7f One Hit Kills 60 e1 14 d1 a1 d1 02 02 d1 a1 Rapid Fire 5e ce 11 27 5e ce 11 26 What Blackening? 60 4a 66 8e 1a 24 64 02 02 02 rate it up so people can see

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kinglothan

Dec. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) underwear +3 charisma...........here is 1000 kreds........take it and give me that pant

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cedric1234

Aug. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) omfg i saved MICHAL JACKSON!!! ( could tell he dances, says 'its thriller night!' and he has a bodyguard fighter )

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morgenasche

Mar. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) love the earthbound references. I saw ness and paula.

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avatar for Nagaric
Nagaric

Feb. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love how creepy the ground hog man looks on the later levels, as his clothes blend in with the darkness

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avatar for hooverboy
hooverboy

Feb. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) koit if u have a fully upped gun and find another the one u find will be upgraded so make sure u save your last shot

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moneyninja321

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol who else found the robot unicorn head

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uraha1

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not bashing the fact that this game is incredibly difficult, but I have to say that it's frustratingly so at some points. Either I suck at games like this, or it's just far too difficult at some points. That's just me, though.

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vote4cheese1

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You dare challenge me to survive?!?!?! I, good sir, accept your witty challenge! =P

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avatar for Justice360
Justice360

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) are there no hats?

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jasonstakem

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i love these kinda games. even thought pixelation was a little before my time. CLASSIC CARS, CLASSIC GAMES IM IN HEAVEN!

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avatar for Gmazing
Gmazing

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WOW, awesome game! More games should be like this!

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kilwhitie

Feb. 8, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Please BADGES!!!

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avatar for Overlord_Dave
Overlord_Dave

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My only criticism is that I find I get stuck on objects far too easily. Other than that, great game!

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avatar for LordMephisto
LordMephisto

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) note to developers: people DONT like to spend their money (even if its virtual) for something that will last for 1 minute...

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avatar for enigmaDAEDAL
enigmaDAEDAL

Feb. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was giving this game a 5/5 until I got stuck on Day 09. Mama's Boy apparently has been released, but doesn't feel like coming out. 4/5 for this horrendous glitch.

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avatar for calarooni
calarooni

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I guess I'm a bit confused... Do I lose the weapons I buy after every round? Oh crap, I'm out of ammo! Better throw this on the ground and buy a new gun!

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avatar for Sam_gamer_guy
Sam_gamer_guy

Feb. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) An really nice gam: really neat music and sounds, nice bosses, cool and original special zombies.But i think that the restart price is kinda high and the vip.s AI. is reaaaalll low.they'r like "i know i have a shotgun and ,i dont need to reload, but lol theres a zombie bitting my bac and i dont really care bout it!" it srsly.. its annoying to lose an vip. cuz of that.

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