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This is all kinds of horrible. If you're unlucky to land on an undress spot your sadness grows large because the idiot doesn't trust you. And why doesn't the idiot trust you? Because the floating, shadowy idiot thinks that you should know how to touch her "shank." Who in the frick but a butcher would know where the hell a shank is? I'm one hundred percent positive that this crap is someone's idea at trolling. Because all you ever seem to be able to do is go backwards. And that green zone game, it starts going down even before you've had a chance to fully read and understand the rules. This is why people need to take an intelligence test before they are allowed on the internet. So we know who to kill for being too stupid to live.
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The character you're trying to seduce is a jerk. Demands 'Touch me like this!', yells at you when you get it wrong rather than asking you to do it differently. Calls you a dweeb. Sorry, but this guy's not worth seducing, not unless you're all like 'yay, random abuse and constant demands without anything in return do it for me'. I suppose I should have expected it really, what with the game idea being 'seduce this guy WITHOUT MAKING HIM ANGRY.' Who would date anyone this neurotic??? Oh wait. He hides in the shadows so you can't actually see him.
Then there's 'touch my back' - what back, the guy is facing you! - the hypersensitivity 'Ow, that hurt!' - and the idiot floating around. The fact that most of the 'questions' declare the game writer's opinion to be fact or are just dumb.
Ugh. Waste of time even getting bothered by this, except it's amazing someone could think this was a good game.
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horrible game is it even possible to beat this. I like the idea but the implementation is just bad I do not think I have ever rated a game bad on kongergate well there's always a first time. Like with the touch my back it looks to me like you are always facing front so how do I touch your back? Now to try and use these cheats after trying to beat this game I want to see the end.
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Shank is the part of the leg below the knee and above the ankle :) The Whole time I was thinking something dirty V.V lolz
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perfect simulation of dating.
1: women make vague demands and get offended and unhappy when you cannot comply instantly
2: actual expression of an opinion she does not share is regarded as stupid, evil or perverted
3: boring to the point of tears
4: you wonder why you are even bothering shortly after starting
(sarcasm) all in all an impressive work (/sarcasm)
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It has cheats! They are: showactivezones, forrhitm, gudcaress, canthitinring. All but showactivezones increase when used multiple times. (I used a decompiler to get this information.) With the cheats, I managed to beat the game, and it was kinda disappointing. Still good for closure, though.
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how can kissing u in the wrong place hurt?!?!?!?!?! its a kiss u can be annoyed its in the wrong spot but it wont make u say ouch O.o
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Pretty much everything I do angers this virtual woman. "Touch my hand." Okay, click hand. "HEY, That hurts." Every few moves, I apparently ask her to get naked, and that pisses her off. I click those buttons to a rhythm, and it's wrong. Seriously, a great idea that apparently just doesn't work.
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Wtf is wrong with this game?
WHATS A SHANK!? and whenever it asks me to "caress" their hands or something they like kick my ass O.o
Who knew men could be so picky :P or at least in this game. hahaha
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THIS GAME IS LIKE SH*T !@#$%^&* EVEN IF YOU GO GOOGLE AND SEARCH FOR AA GUIDE THERE ISNT ONE !@#$%^&* HOW CAN UR MOUSE TOUCH IN DIFFERENT WAYS !@#$%^&* I WISH I COULD GIVE A 0/5 DARN !@#$%^&* GAME
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I would just like to point out that this is the best game I have ever played.
All you haters can hate, but I for one am learning so much right now.
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Good concept, bad execution. I can't see where his eyes or nose or any other features are, and the best I can do is one of the last go-back spaces. I'm stuck there forevermore, never getting laid. lol jk
But yeah, maybe more than a shadow. And better minigames. Among other things.
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I bet the developer gets about as far in real life as he/she does with this game, assuming he/she has ever tried. Practice will improve your score, but that's all the reward you're gonna get.
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........... Apparently I don't know what an arm is anymore... or a hand... or an ear... or hair... or a knee... or a foot... I've never known what a shank is... and apparently my mouse doesn't click "Tenderly" enough for her... this game saddens me. 1/5.
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WHAAAT!!! What were you thinking when you made a game so horribly frustrating that it drives even the most accepting players into fits of unimtigated rage at having their time wasted on it!
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This game is pure comedy!!! ITS the worst game I have ever played.
Try not laughing at "Kiss tenderly my shank" "Is it possible to love without sex? Yes, but it is sad." "If a man masturbates, does hair grow on his hands?" "How juicily it is pleasure." "Can children have libido."
Don't waste your time unless you want a good laugh!
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The grammar is atrocious! As others have said, good idea, but there needs to be a little more instruction in game on how to do some of these things, and the awkward way your "partner" speaks makes you want to avoid them.
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this game is the best ive ever played in my life! i have never on earth before in my life played a game such as this!!
i give it a negative eleventy bajillion!!!!!
THIS GAME SUCKS. ANYBODY WHO READ'S COMMENTS FIRST AND THEN PLAYS THE GAME, READ THIS COMMENT AND QUIT. btw, the author of this game was bannded permenently... i wonder why?
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I think this game is buggy it should be fixed. I love the idea of it. Just I get pissed whenever I do something right and apparently I am doing it wrong.