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@ NightCommander quote "annoying controls, stupid game"
Yeah that whole left arrow key to go left and right arrow key to go right etc. to move can be real tricky...
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"when you are old, this will be retro". I am OLD. So what does that make the intro? And when I am old...er, how will I refer to the intro? Hmmm. Well, what then? :-)
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That, was really quite bad ._.
The physics were meh at best, sometimes I would accidentally go into the door the wrong way.
The "story" was awful (the "evidence" I got was...stupid, unless the other 2 are considerably better I dont see the point).
I would not make this into a series, it just doesnt work.
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This game got several ending. You just need to load the game after you finish it and the murderer will be different :)
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I almost barfed a rainbow when I saw a mute button before anything else. I'm sure that music is great, but it would not beat Steam Powered Giraffe :33
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If you are having trouble, try looking at how you are going to jump to the door in the end, and figure it out backwards. + to keep this alive.
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All of a sudden the door flew open and this dame floated in like a ghost. Her skin was so white you could see through it and her legs started three feet off the floor. "You Jonny?" she says, her words hanging in the air. "Maybe," I say, "I can't hear you over the freestyle jazz band in the next office."
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This game is buggy as hell, I just walked INTO a wall with the changing directions function AGAIN. you can also break puzzles by jumping off of corners in some areas and land on spots you are not meant to be, it's like the dev made a game with poop jokes and hoped it would hold up.
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soo... I'm now somehow stuck IN the floor (completely), sideways, and eternally walking 0_o. I guess this is what happens when you jump towards the floor whilst walking on the wall.
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Oh my dear Detective James, I don't know why you have trouble opening doors upside-down when you can walk up walls like spiderman...
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There are some fantastic elements of this game. :') Best is the voice acting and script. It's hilarious. There should be more of that. :'D
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The guy with the purple tie in the first room: "Ah, these new kids don't do it right. In my day murder was the way to get promoted." I loved that, so funny.
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"The only mystery left is, why do I have invisible trousers?" Oh that's no mystery. It's because the developer realized who couldn't code a bug-free multi-directional gravity platforming engine in flash, and made your legs invisible as a last-ditch attempt to hide the wonky collision detection.