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This is the first 'joke' game I've ever played all the way through. Witty, accurate and aesthetically pleasing, this is a prime example of the genre. Kudos.
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This story is comedy gold. It pretty much sums up every adventure story Stereotype and makes even more fun of them. 5/5
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Hold left and right at the same time near a checkpoint and level-up, when you are about to die, run over the checkpoint and repeat. Fast leveling.
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awesome level glitch run back in the beggining there will a dead end then you keep runniing at the dead end then you get levels
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Lots of running back and forth so that you can find out the next part of the story. Brilliantly played. Though when I first read the description I was expecting a flash version of Final Fantasy XIII (Zing).
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Holy guacamole, grinding and levelling up in this game is so much more enjoyable than in any mmorpg i've ever played.
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You didn't even need a locksmith. You could of just used the secret skeleton key that was located in the beginning. It was behind the wall that you had no idea could break. Then you have to equip the holy orb of extreme rareness, crouch against another wall for exactly 6.72 seconds, and a tornado will appear and carry you away to the super secret "how-did-you-get-here-without-buying-the-walk-through-magazine" room. Then if you manage avoid the random encounter with the over-powered, hot pink, and huge Queen slime, the skeleton key is yours.
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Wooo! Reached lvl 60, not going to bother anymore. (Took about 10 minutes after story was complete) Great simple game. Maybe it would be better if you intertwined the storyline with the RPG more?
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A good starter tip if you really want to play this game, Hold the Left key while reading the text in the background. Helps get you a couple lvls while you're just reading about the game. + this so people can see it.
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Wait they need 3 chest but I once filled a chest in a game with ust one potion...Hope they got the spacebox storage chests
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i like the story. i didn't notice it at first, and then once i had gotten to the end, i looked at the background and -- oh look! there's some words! needless to say, i went all the way back to the beginning and read the whole story. nice haha :D
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You can levelup non-stop by just holding left at the first dot. Your HP won't go down and your exp will keep going up.
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I don't know why I played this, but I did, I found the story funny at parts, and I am now level 50, I don't know why.
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Perfect! Now all you need to do is spawn several sequels where you actually have to max out your levels to barely beat the game!
Anyway, that was pretty funny.
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Ok.... please don't tell me I'm the only one that laughed with "It had all been a dream, a wet dream." I nearly peed with laughter
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really, anyone get to 100 yet? is there any thing more to this game past the "end", or am I leveling up to nearly 70 for no reason?
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It makes perfect sense! The story has absolutely nothing to do with gameplay in JRPG's if Final Fantasy is anything to go by.