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An easy-to-learn control scheme, in-depth storyline, immersive gameplay, and state-of-the-art graphics combine to make a wonderful thriller that will keep you on the edge of your seat wanting more. The beautiful soundtrack ties it all together beautifully and contributes to the immersion. 5/5
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1 Minute : what im have to make..OH MY GOD BLOOD
5 Minutes : wow i can peel its cool
1000000000000000000 Minutes : WOW WITH "wasd" I CAN MOVE YAY!!!
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*enters game* not that bad *plays* is that a mosquitoe? *gets unpeeled potatoe* HOLY FHDKFGYAGEFKSUGFJDKAAAAAAAHHHHRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!MY HEADPHONES!!!!!!!!!!!!! *contacts arkham asylum*
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The moral of this story, kids, is that you shouldn't eat enormous unpeeled potatoes or else you will fly around the room spewing blood everywhere...and still survive o.e
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I wish I could be this guy. Not only would I have an unlimited supply of potatoes that I could eat and sell, but I'd be invincible from being crushed by objects (mostly potatoes).
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child:what we have for dinner mommy?
mommy: unpelled potatoes. try them
child eats one potato
child:auch i lose too much bloo.....
mommy: what you have done !!!! look how much i have to clean now!!!! go to your room!!!
after a day and after the mommy call a doctor to help her one and single stick child
doctor: i'm sorry but you child is dead. the only thing that makes stick child die in this game is unpelled potatoes. did he eat one ?(you can't do to a stickchild an authopsy)
mommy: no i didn't give him unpelled potatoes in my life. ''even for dinner yesterday i did't give him one....''
doctor: ok then if he was alive probably the game creator (sosker) whould make him die . every stickchild die in this game. we can't do anything...
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Whattttt did I justtt see??? :O :o :O. That's my childhood ruined. The developer definatly needs to see a specialist. Thattt scared me!!!