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This game's controls are really stupid. Like, why not give the option to rebind keys? No we need windshield wiper to be its own button instead of automatic (and it barely clears faster than not using it, so why does it exist?)
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haha bye polis !!! now i rember when i did tis i stel evryting and ten i stel car and ten polis tey wana get me and tro me in jail but i go away and tey cant get me and i laugh and eat hodog haha !!! cool game coz im cool
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Hmm... Cops are ramming into me to catch me in speed traps. Mobsters with automatic rifles are firing in broad daylight and local law enforcement looks the other way. Debris and randomly placed spike strips litter the road. Hitchhikers desperately risk their lives to get picked up by strangers... I'm definitely already IN Mexico.
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I was having a lot of fun until the "Crazy Jumper" challenge made me puke. Cactus in the foreground block the ramps, ramps occasionally get placed too far vertically and too close horizontally to be able to reach them all, jumps that can't be made at max top speed... This is garbage.
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"Oh no! A trunk! But hey, i got money to fix!" *crash* "HEY YOU! YES YOU! THIS IS THE SOUL POLICE! YOU JUST CRASHED IN A TRUNK AND YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!"
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Challenges are rather hard. You probably need about 20 of the 24 achievements to have enough cash to upgrade the car. I think the challenges are in order of difficulty. The last one requires the most upgrades. To survive I think a good strategy is to let the police cars go ahead and hit the barriers. Watch out for the police cars coming from behind when the ones ahead die. Focus on dodging the mines. I managed about 1mile/min, and got to around 10 miles before dying. I don't think I'll do that again in a hurry!
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Hey guys, run over the obstacles for me first before I come chugging along will ya? Also, don't forget to crash into one another. Give me an escort!
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Gotta love launching yourself into the air, destroying a helicopter 80% of the time theirs something waiting for you to land on.
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i tried my best to be a very good driver
i received nothing but pain and misery for it because cops are mean
i am done being nice
cops, workers, pedestrians, it doesn't matter to me
they are all GOING DOWN
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police are crazy they destroy property kill fellow police kill civilians drop land mines on a road which people will drive on and the trees where are trees coming from
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Follow the speed limit to get bonuses and get coins on the floor that can easily be picked up if you are slow and steady. Also doing this will save you repairing your car in challenge mode.
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You can actually use the policemen to your advantage. If you can get a lot of them on you, just repeatedly speed up and slow down. They'll be in the front and will take out anything that is opposing your progress. Thank you, Soulgame, for this fantastic tactic to be executionable. I guess I'd have to end this humorously, so here you go. *pulls over to the garage* Me: Aye, got some buddah? Repairman: Nah, man. I got some fancy skills and efficient car parts, though. Want some of that? Me: Hell sure I do!
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Why do the cops pursue you from the beginning. What's more, why is it cops can just run civilians over again and again like it's nothing, but if you ae pushed BY A COP into the line of sight of a radar, you instantly get a bounty?
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*gets pulled over for speeding*
Speed Cop: Alright, what's the story here?
You: I'm a wanted outlaw being chased by half the L.V.P.D. while racing for the Mexican border.
Speed Cop: Alrighty then, go right on ahead. I'll just leave you with a warning here and remember not to speed again.
Policeman: What the f*ck was that?!
Speed Cop: Chasing fugitives is out of my jurisdiction, besides my shift ends in 2 minutes and I have a hankering for some donuts
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What the heck did I do for cops to be like "We need to catch this guy, and I don't care if innocent hitchhikers, workers, or half the department gets killed to do it!" Like, damn...
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The challenges are so badly designed and random that turns an awesome game into a cringy rage run. Why does it even got badged, it's not challenging at all, you just have to hope the game doesn't spawn the obstacles in a way it's impossible to avoid.
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Two cars travelling side by side, and we both have a head-on with the same pole. I think the hit box could do with some work.
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In the last 3-5 miles, when the cops start sending ALL units, it's like they don't want to send to jail, they want to kill me. I try to dodge a landmine, they push me from backwards and I explode into the landmine.
I try to dodge workers and then push me forward and I end up killing them and smashing my car through barriers.
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