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Commander: Because we are running out of time and evacuating our citizens because our other pilots were crappy, we have given you a small turd of a plane to fly. There is no concievable way to survive this, so for your sacrifice we'll be giving you copper depending on how many enemies you kill. Pilot: But won't I be dead if my plane goes down, and I'll be unable to collect? Commander: Shut up and get out there, or you can devolve to a crappy AI plane!
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Well, while I was playing with the Looper-P200 I didn't expect that the AI planes that fight alongside you would last to wave 3... Probably wave 4. New record for AI plane survivalism!
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Pilot: We are performing heavy bombing raids on all cities in Britian, we are deploying poison gas over London, and their RAF is no match for our armada! Commander: Excellent, anything else? Pilot: Well... See there's ONE plane that's downed hundreds of our armada... And the Dart planes aren't helping much... Commander: Too bad, we've already spent money on indestructible AA guns! Pilot: But if there's AA guns, couldn't we just wait until his plane runs out of fuel and keep him trapped in there, without wasting our armada? Commander: TOO BAD! KEEP SENDING MORE DART PLANES AT THEM! AND DON'T STOP UNTIL HIS PLANE GOES DOWN!
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Wow, even in a fictional setting it has to be Axis vs. Allies. Somebody can't get over Germany performing better than her enemies... I guess victory wasn't enough, it has to be replayed, rewatched, re-whatevered until the end of time.
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I wish the game would SAVE after long times because I had all the good stuff and now nothing that sucks but still 10/10
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something like goddamn mission parameters would be awesome. not like: it's the battle of london, you are supposed to die because you will be swarmed, go F yourself.
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Not nearly as interesting as the other Steambird game... Especially since you have no control over allied pilots. They basically commit suicide immediately and leave you hanging for however long it takes the enemy to catch up with you.
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I have seen a thing that annoys me, I don't know if its my keyboard or what, but occasionally my plane flies in a straight line by itself, and I cant stop it without refreshing sooo.
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Pilot: I gotta get out of here! *Tries to escape just to find AA guns* How the hell did the germans make those guns so fast?! Ah well. *bombs a bunch of planes*
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This is the best turn-based game I have ever played. Literaly, I was looking everywhere for a good game, but never expected this. The different planes, the powerups, epic. I give it 5/5.
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Sir! We're all prepared to bomb the United Kingdom into oblivion! All the best technology and thousands of planes! "And why are you telling me this?" Well, you see, there's this ONE enemy plane that has taken down hundreds and has never stopped for fuel...so, um... heh heh...