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Wonder why the 4 of the top 5 comments are about badges. Badges cannot be implemented without the developer adding Kongregate API. Even when it is added it is up to greg or rawismojo to add them. If you want badges, ask the author to implement Kongregate API, then go ask greg or rawismojo to add them afterwards.
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If you are holding a car, the shots fired from by the people will hit it and not your ship. You can then just hover over the flaming tires, have the picked-up people bounce off the car into the fire, and you can pick-up the charred remains through the car. Very helpful to unlock Stage 5, which requires 40 charred humans from Stage 4.
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Well, they may be canning and eating us, but at least they've adopted the dollar as the official inter-galactic currency. Or is that a peso?
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so....elvis never died. he has been hiding on a secret military base. area51. my conspiracy theorys were right all along. EAT THAT PSYCIATRIST
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it would be good if there was an abort button so you could flee with the man on a can and not lose all of them that you had collected on a level + if you agree
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FBI Agent: Sir, an alien is abducting our forces! FBI Director: Quick, drive up in your limousines and chuck some cows out!
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I think the reason they have a spaceship that can be damaged by a pitchfork is because they hired a very cheap spaceship, and the guy who let them borrow it probably found it in the dump
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why Elvis? it could have been anybody! Michel Jackson, Justin Bieber (fail spell D:), ANYONE! hm, since Elvis has a lot of meat in him, he problem heard 'You've got a lot of 'guts' there Elvis' over 1,000 times, he is quite heavy too, oh well...