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FBI Agent: Sir, an alien is abducting our forces! FBI Director: Quick, drive up in your limousines and chuck some cows out!
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I think the reason they have a spaceship that can be damaged by a pitchfork is because they hired a very cheap spaceship, and the guy who let them borrow it probably found it in the dump
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why Elvis? it could have been anybody! Michel Jackson, Justin Bieber (fail spell D:), ANYONE! hm, since Elvis has a lot of meat in him, he problem heard 'You've got a lot of 'guts' there Elvis' over 1,000 times, he is quite heavy too, oh well...
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wait... I spent 5 hours playing, and no badges? ;_;
Also, how come everyone on land knows there's a ufo, and the plane pilot doesn't notice a thing?
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sigh. i go through the whole game with a growing hatred for the rocks, then i get to area 5. i have nothing to throw at the giant robot as i'm getting repeatedly zapped by bolts i cant avoid. where are you now, rocks?
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If you are holding a car, the shots fired from by the people will hit it and not your ship. You can then just hover over the flaming tires, have the picked-up people bounce off the car into the fire, and you can pick-up the charred remains through the car. Very helpful to unlock Stage 5, which requires 40 charred humans from Stage 4.
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Farmer "OMG IT'S ARMAGEDDIN'!!! Must throw pitchfork and get tons and tons of moneys dar hay (misses).............. Daughter, can you handle the farm for me???"