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so....elvis never died. he has been hiding on a secret military base. area51. my conspiracy theorys were right all along. EAT THAT PSYCIATRIST
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I found a glitch. when you move too far in one direction for too long AKA 3 seconds, it gets you stuck going that direction for a while.
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Well, they may be canning and eating us, but at least they've adopted the dollar as the official inter-galactic currency. Or is that a peso?
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Man-In-A-Can, the nutrious, delicious way to start your day! Made with organic hillbillies, Area 51 agents, and a slight hint of cow, Man-In-A-Can is the greatest food used with Earthlings!!!
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What the heck? i just killed u elvis! grinded u up and spread u in five cans and sent them all over the universe! and why are u at a secret military base!?!?!