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A spaceship strong enough to survive the heat of entering a planet's atmosphere can be damaged by thrown pairs of shoes. Seems legit.
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We are sorry to recall our 'Human chunks' range, as we discovered bits of splintered rock, primitive fabric, primitive time telling devices and bovine products. We are more deeply sorry than when we discovered 'traces' (10 - 50%) of another animal classified 'Horse'.
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We at Abduction! Inc. assure our you that we only use 100% human meat with no bovine related substances contained in our tins. Thank you for your business.
Want juicier human meat? Try our new Elvis Bits!
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I was on the last level....I restarted my game NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That new game button should be second down. It makes you want to click it because its first. It should also ask do you want to do this? Yes or No. That would prevent this from happening.
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so....elvis never died. he has been hiding on a secret military base. area51. my conspiracy theorys were right all along. EAT THAT PSYCIATRIST
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I found a glitch. when you move too far in one direction for too long AKA 3 seconds, it gets you stuck going that direction for a while.