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That moment you realize you lost and then frantically search for the reset button before realizing the programmer forgot to put it in.
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There needs to be some kind of badge for the number of times we've killed Elvis (and his impersonators, and his clones and his reincarnations...)
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Redneck 1. Ooo, aliens are attacking, lets jump off into its tractor beam.
Redneck 2. No, that's stupid, you have to jump off into the burning tires.
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A spaceship strong enough to survive the heat of entering a planet's atmosphere can be damaged by thrown pairs of shoes. Seems legit.
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We are sorry to recall our 'Human chunks' range, as we discovered bits of splintered rock, primitive fabric, primitive time telling devices and bovine products. We are more deeply sorry than when we discovered 'traces' (10 - 50%) of another animal classified 'Horse'.
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We at Abduction! Inc. assure our you that we only use 100% human meat with no bovine related substances contained in our tins. Thank you for your business.
Want juicier human meat? Try our new Elvis Bits!
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I was on the last level....I restarted my game NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That new game button should be second down. It makes you want to click it because its first. It should also ask do you want to do this? Yes or No. That would prevent this from happening.