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You know, I love these kinds of games. I really honestly do. Games like these are good for relieving stress of any kind. Mad at someone at your school? don't take it out on the person, come to this game and use a lightsaber on a vending machine. Pissed at your boss? blow the vending machine away with a Mech.
I give this game a total 5/5, just because it can helpful in relieving stress (which I can have a lot of). All the other stuff just makes it even better (a ligthsaber?! I mean, a LIGHTSABER?!? Being able you use that in any game is just a whole 'nother kind of awesome).
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There are several things in this game that amaze me.
1) Why doesn't he ask for help? He's got an army of archers...
2) With all the money he's getting, why doesn't he just try again, or go to the store and buy one?
3) WHERE THE HELL DOES HE GET LIGHTSABERS FROM?
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your telling me that the katana doesn't slice the through the soda machines, but it slices the building behind it??? MINDBLOWN
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@Keynup: I believe people downrate for off-site features because some people (myself included) prefer staying on the same site as much as possible. In general, I find Kongregate to have a better design than a lot of other sites, and dislike feeling that I'm being pressured to go to another site to get the "real" game. Typically I won't downrate if it's a few features that I don't feel are essential, but if they're substantial or powerful that merits a downrate from me. Facebook integration in the actual game itself, of course, is an automatic 1/5 from me, on principle; if I wanted Facebook crap, I'd be on Facebook, not Kongregate.
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Dude, I have a rocket launcher, a lazer gun, a magic sword, and a bulldozer, among other things. Why am I scared of zombies/cops?
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Fantastic when I played it!
But alas, that was years ago, and I can no longer see even the intro to this game. For the black, grey, and white screens have claimed the life of yet another magnificent game. Shed a tear of respect for all games such as this, and- and- uhhh... I think I used everything at my disposal. Darn.
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What kind of store does this guy go to? "Okay, men, we have a special order that we need done immediately. We need two lightsabers, a full-sized army of Spartan soldiers, a 4-story-high battle mech suit, a high-frequency atom-thin katana as wide as the condo across the street, a rocket launcher, and a photon cannon. We need this done ASAP. Wait, is that the customer over there..? What's he doing to- OH GOD, HE JUST PULLED A LAMPPOST RIGHT OUT OF THE CONCRETE! AND HE'S BEATING UP THAT- HOLY BISCUITS! HE JUST SUMMONED A GIANT DRAGON THING! AND THAT VENDING MACHINE IS JUST ABSORBING THE FIRE!"
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This game is cool 5/5. I found out about it by accident. Make badges for it to be popular and have more plays. P.S. "I AM GOING TO DO THE SAME THING TO THE VENDING MACHIENE WHEN IT DOSENT GIVE ME BACK MY CHANGE!!!"
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Wow this is awesome!!!!! I come here when i'm so pissed off and I want to hit something really hard and now that I see this I can take my anger,stress, and pissed off in NO TIME :D I love this game 10/10 EXCELLENT MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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when ever i try to play the game and get past the start screen, I just get a grey screen with a skip button in the corner that doesn't even work.
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uh... actually it would be a good way to get rich in real life. just hit the immortal box and it will spill coins, forever!
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Escapes intact from a Chuck Norris punch, God Hand, and a MOTHERFUC*ING MAGIC FIRE DRAGON ROAR, but get pierced by a soccer ball (WTF?)
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he could destroy an army of prolly 1000 men , he has epic skillz with any weapon, but he cannot destroy a vending machine. He has been training, because he wants his drink from that machine, but he still cannot. he is.........mike shadow.