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you know, he's actually just dancing, and the soda was full of hallucinogens. What we are playing is merely a concatenation of our and Mike's imagination. Now then, who's up for some soda?
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Once apon a time, in a land far away... GIVE ME MY F*CKING SODA YOU F*CKING VENDING MACHINE! Five hours LATER. I should calm down because I know have seven million dollars, now what should I spend it on? Then the man walks away and comes back with a rocket launcher in hand. Now, GIVE ME MY F*CKING SODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-five hours later-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *breathes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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funny and addictive game! I think everyone had a moment with a vending machine thinking about what this game makes real. 5/5 for helping me loose my anger :D
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This should be a sport.Who can destroy the soda machine first? and nobody could do it because these things can't be destroyed no matter what happens apparently.
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Im losing patience....See's a Cheerleader.....No i must go on....See's 3 Cheerleaders....Oh Damn I will beat the crap out of you VENDING MACHINE!
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This guy is an idiot, why doesn't he just make a katana, out of the vending machine. Although seriously, is that vending machine made of a steel-titanium mix covered in diamond powder, then injected with steroids?
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O.k, lets do a recap here, we've tried punching it, kicking it, throwing balls at it, body slamming it, using every melee weapon humanly possible on it, fire bullets at it, shoot lasers at it, launch missiles at it, strike lightning upon it, topple a hundred story building on it, fling it around the earth, throw it at the moon, used the gates of hell, and even tried the hand of God itself, and STILL, not even a scratch. HOW TOUGH IS THIS FREAKING VENDING MACHINE?
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I honestly cant get into the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHY MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Game is stuck on a grey screen with the word "SKIP" in the lower right hand corner that is not clickable. 1/5 rating, will update if fixed.
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Tanoku... if you read like "ta no ku", in portuguese, in a very slangy way, it will mean "it's in the asshole".
Anyway, nice game. Some badges would be nice too.
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Just for a penny getting stuck in the vending machine and he did not get what he wants, he just wants that penny back by fighting. xD
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*Summons a mega meteorite that can annihilate the whole planet/a whole nuclear strike/super mega kami shot/can travel through time/summon the "God" and still afraid of zombies?* :D
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It would have been nice to be able to use 0-9 as hotkeys. I found that kept losing precious 'patience' because of a mis-click. Other than that, 5/5 :)