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if you're stuck on the final boss, here's how to beat him. just get one hit (or hug, i guess) on him and jump before he can retaliate. rinse and repeat. hug, jump, hug, jump. be quick about it, though, or he'll kill ya in one shot.
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Very immersive game, clever patterns, and clearly thought out character plot.
The monster is very loving and understanding to all people, even Adolf Hitler.
9/10 Not enough gore
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The minute I opened this game, the Kongregate chat & score submission went offline.
As if it knew it was coming.
As if it were terrified.
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I beat the game. here's the strategy:
Jaywalker: Just hug him.
Litterer: Hug, when he throws banana, jump, and repeat.
SWPMOTPOTBOTB: Hug him EXACTLY after his music fit.
Blackbeard: Hug him by jumping around him. Do NOT approach him from the front.
John Wayne Gacy: I can't explain how to beat him, but what I can say is that there is a frame you can glitch him out on where he won't fire at you. Trial and error.
Leopold: Hug him IMMEDIATELY after his psycho crusher.
Stalin: Hug him before he kicks you. Jump away right as he kicks, and repeat.
Hitler: Hug, jump, hug, jump, repeat. There you go, you've beaten vegetable game
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its okay hitler, i understand why you killled thousands of jews. also begito you can jump if you happen to read this.
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ho do ply TELKL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1