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Dec. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a fat clown who likes to dejuice goats. A gigantic guy who likes to smack mexico a fragile sea captain who likes to smack toilets a nosey clerk who likes to pay Bill Cosby a funky hunk who likes to sit on hippopotami a quaint hyper fur who likes to buy doorknobs a ratty vixen who likes to beat dwarves.(LOL!!!)

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MaStErOf3D

Dec. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am a ittery Con**m that likes to breed horses :/

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thomasirfaan

Dec. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im a tart devil who like to wacth hookers lol

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dark_lord3

Dec. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a precious bag of shit who likes to steal bears.

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dark_lord3

Dec. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a mighy woman wgo likes to sit on bears...

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noahstorm0

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im a slimy orgen doner who likes to stroke flies what the HELL!!!!

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noahstorm0

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im a mushy grandmother who likes to flick bears

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gunfire1190

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im a nice dancer who likes to conquer trees, ok?

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Epicfaceman145

Dec. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a gigantic sea sponge who likes to murder Bill Cosby. I lol'd

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KrisBeast123

Dec. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a striped bottle of lupe who likes to make mammals.ok.

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marko21234

Dec. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am a dizzy devil who likes to upset lizards

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marko21234

Dec. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a caged attorney who likes to build ears.-_-

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megas3333

Dec. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5, would sniff Europe again

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eliaswtf

Dec. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am a buff organ donor that likes to poke blow-up dolls :X X| X) XD X'D

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eliaswtf

Dec. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am a tiny titan that likes to bite mexico...that makes sense :)

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eliaswtf

Dec. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am a muscular porn star that likes to rave with crows?????XDXDXDXDXD

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eliaswtf

Dec. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i am a pretty breast who likes to bake bill cosby XDXDXDXDXDXD!!!!!!

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eliaswtf

Dec. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) how do i play? becuz i cant do anithing

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yoooker

Dec. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a scary bottle of lube who likes to pinch mammals,Wat ? lol

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ExtremeCreation

Dec. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Iam a Dizzy Guy Who Likes to Spill Coffe on Tigers XDXDDXDXDXDXD

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yoshitime76

Dec. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are a Nut-licking Pimp who likes to stomp goats...? You are a Black Organ Donor who likes to make bears?! You are a Godly Porn Star who likes to hold Bill Cosby??!!

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deathzorereaper

Dec. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are a Nutritious Governor who likes to watch dinosaurs... Not that bad

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Awesomesauce60

Dec. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Im a frail Vixen who likes to cut lawn mowers. alright

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blade089

Dec. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I make buffalo when i masturbate apperently

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blade089

Dec. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a tame manwhore who likes to fatten britney spears

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Moonlighterz

Dec. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm apparently a polite bag of ice who likes to climb lawnmowers. Interesting.

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Wharlesxx

Dec. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are a masterbating biscut who likes to climb doornobs :l

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omegauser32

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) toe sucking camper who likes to murder gorillas seems legit

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omegauser32

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) oh dear god if u know what this movie is ur fking awesome ok im a yellow bastard who likes to stab briteny spears

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omegauser32

Dec. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im a long pimp who likes to dance with women your damn right i am

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StraaangeGamer

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a beautiful bottle of lube who likes to climb lizards. Oh dear.

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titi4

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Last one: I'm a green camper that likes to breed rocks (wtf)

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titi4

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a pretty bottle of lube that likes to upset canada, Alright. I'm a Gorgeus sea captain who likes to reward Bill Cosby

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flower6227

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are a bright manwhore who likes to stab dildos; is that even possible? you are a huge condom who likes to poke trees.... i think i'm done now... -_-

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flower6227

Dec. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You are a nut licking attorney who likes to poke underwear..... makes sense when you think about it

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jedi4230

Dec. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) right click(works in squeal as well)

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XRader2014

Dec. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Im a GODLY DOLLAR BILL who likes to STAB DILDOS????????!!!!!!!!!!

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XRader2014

Dec. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Im a bad fighter who likes to smell trees O.o Bad fighter=True Likes to smell trees=False

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BananaMan90014

Dec. 08, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a toe-sucking titan who likes to find Bill Cosby. 11/10

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NutellaWolf

Dec. 05, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) okay this is so stupid. this is NOT A GAME. If you want to publish this, publish it as an app on the android market. KONGREGATE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PLAY GAMES

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MikeHunt17

Dec. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was amazed all right. At just how lame this game is!!!

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Robozoid

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a jolly bag of ice who likes to look at dildos...

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Firestone98

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am a large-breasted pimp who likes to infect hookers...

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KekeAyiz

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i'm are a happy hobo who likes to murder LAMP !!!!!!!!!!!!o_O!!!!!!!!!!!!???????

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KekeAyiz

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YOU ARE A GIGANTIC GIANT WHO LIKES TO DRAW BUFFALO what the f**k!!

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blackangela

Nov. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a nuterious fruitcake who likes to feed heroes? yummy

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xMjnonx6

Nov. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im a great bottle of LUBE? who likes to murder elephants? ok i hate elephants but i dont..murder them?

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D_Day_1991

Nov. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) YAY I AM A STRANGE PIMP WHO LIKES TO CONQUER RINGTAILS!!!!

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alinav

Nov. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) you are a tart boytoy who likes to run from blow up dolls. O_O WOW im a tart botoy? the who likes to part is okay.

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alinav

Nov. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) not barney pls dont kill him or im gonna end your life leegamer!

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