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hornex

Jan. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That was the weirdest milk peeing cow I ever saw

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flashwalker

Nov. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Portal :D....Funny joke

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akamaru1414

Sep. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After seeing the elephant with a saddle running in a hamster wheel, I knew it'd be weird, but a bird laying an egg bigger than herself makes it alll worthwhile.

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Saizken

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You want to stop, but you can't... It's the curse of Mitoza

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firesglory

Mar. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i just lost 1 hour of my life by learning 30 different ways a seeds life cycle can develop...

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TheAndroidxCeLL

Mar. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Im not sure... is disturbing or entertaining the right word...?

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dolza

Oct. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Genius.

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papoj1

Sep. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sequel? Would be interesting...

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zyperman43

Apr. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) a venus flytrap gets attacked by a spider, grows a mouth and then turns a bunch of icecream cones into bats...I think that's enough of the internet for today

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dccp

Nov. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Reminds me of the 1988 Czech movie "Alice". Weird, but in a strangely attractive kind of way...

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tayburro

May. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sequel required

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Yllib

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) O.o Somehow you turned a bowling ball into a TV. Which, when you scroll over it with the mouse actually has a show on. And when you click the show you are led to an app. Not only are you ingenious, you're devious, too. Very clever way to advertise that app. And what with the brilliance of the game I HAD to favorite this thing. 5/5

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MxS7HGS

Aug. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) LOLOL! it seems that if u swat a fly it turns into a few smaller flies and when they do dark magic they are attracted to magnets.. LOLOL

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ultimategamer4

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @gotme It doesn't have to be logical, it just has to be good, which this game is outstanding at being 5/5

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vorpalwarhammer

Apr. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) It's the seed of chaos!!!!!!!!

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Boomer360

Apr. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Bizarre but awesome.:D

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KyleB16

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) so weird and disturbing that i loved it!!

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rika84

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) My love for incorporating references like Portal and Psycho. Great to see that some real thought went into this beautifully random toy. =)

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dangaz

Feb. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The plant sequence is much more detailed than a bird.

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soopapoopa

Feb. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) best performance ever

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SpiritofMessiah

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think just died a little inside...

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lxfireman

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Please create a mobile android version of this... a great "toy" to pass time :D

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blackribs

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) awesome. i dont know why. it just is.

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Axellexa

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is so awesomely messed up. 10 out of 5

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Rania1234

Sep. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) gross...but fun!

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Audacity7392

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bird or Plant. The ultimate question in this game, really. Because it could go down 2 ways... both are equally disturbing and almost trippy. Let me ask you sir, how much crystal meth have you been using? Because, frankly, even the highest of drug users probably don't wander through something like this. Trust me, if you just added some mellowed out music, it would the perfect high. Except, their would be no collapsing blood vessels, fryed up brains, or exploding eye balls (lolwhat) ...but there would be addiction. xD

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numbus

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Huzzah! I did it! A rose that's hopped up on steroids covered in a crayon-drawn house/cardboard box invaded by an evil heart-broken teddy bear that can shoot lasers (green lasers) in which the frequency is smack-middle of the spectrum out of it's eyes and decimate helicopters straight out of the air! It makes sense! The riddle is complete!

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Skullyzt

Jul. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) THE HELL?

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Xerberos

Jul. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Got seed, Bird comes and eat it, Bird put BIG egg, Lightbulbs appear and egg got halo, Egg lit off, Abomination appears wen egg crash, Elephant stomp abomination, Eye turns into seed... Conclusion: must stop drinking beer and consuming narcotics

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1000lol

Jul. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Teddy Bear hugs a small house.Rainbow end! Yayyyy

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Awesomepysco

Jul. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) .......... very creepy get no ideas ppl. + if u tried to get all of them or want a badge for finding all the endings

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ilikepieguy1

Jun. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what.... stop what.... huh... wut..... what?

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Deadshade90

Mar. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A rose got trapped by a cardboard box,which gets cut and it and a giant nose come out and a mix of water and the secret,forcing the rose to grow and to open its top to realize that there is a elephant riding the London Eye.Truly...this game....ROCKS SO HARD!FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!

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blunger1516

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what unholy creation is this?

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Reginleifx

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Most bizarre game in kongregate, congratulations!

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akamaru1414

Mar. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just made a teddybear fall in love with a cardboard box colored like a house. Seriously, I LOVE this timewaster!

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blackodiak

Mar. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It takes a lot to get me to play a game going WTF with every option i take. Thank you for making my day and giving hope there are still normal people left in the world who think outside the box

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pyker2

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) new, pointless, amusing, fast...brilliant! WTG

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noobkillerjoe

Dec. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) what is wrong with me i love this game

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DeadKitteh

Dec. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Mom: Get off the computer and put the bird feed out. Me: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT THING HAS BEEN???!!!

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OmegaDoom

Apr. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) what a great educational tool. really teaches you how to care for plants and animals and stuff.

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Ganjaking223

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) crazy broccoli baby's taking a venus fly trap surrounded in web and turning it into a flaming ring of death to shoot a rubber ducky with rockets strapped to it......... Happens to me all the time

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daniohawk

Apr. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Somebody (or something) always has to get the seed back! HOW? Bird eats it and it comes back! Whatever happens... IT COMES BACK! HOW? Anyway, great game!