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okay, a bird ate a seed, which caused it to lay a tiny egg after being shot into the sky, then giant carrots burst out of the ground, then the egg burrowed into the ground using a drill that appeared out of no where, then a bigger carrot grew out of the hole, with which two tiny elephants with propellers tried to kill each other with. Then, as a stump of a carrot, a goldfish king, dived in to a random hole, flew out I a bubble, and popped back into a seed. What the heck.
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that should be a lesson to you kids,dont hang yourself,put a staple in your ass.its alot better than crack,WAIT WHAT?
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FIRST:THE BIRDS EAT THE SEED
SECOND:THEY HATCH BIG EGG
THIRD:THE EGG FLY AND BREAK
FOURTH:THEY STOMP BY ELEPANT AND THE EYE BECOMES SEED
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Oh god. There's more.
A magical flying crayon turned a cardboard box with a rose inside into a house. Then, a teddy bear came along wanting into the house. He couldn't get in. He then stomped on the house, until a news helicopter came around and he destroyed it with his green acid eyes, which he then destroyed the house with them. WHA-
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A satanic eggplant makes a gigantic egg get stuck in a hole, then a actual living udder comes over and pees milk all over the egg, then gets abducted by aliens. Am I on drugs?
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Flies that came from one big fly just performed a satanic ritual to bring me a seed to continue my cure for boredom....thanks flies...