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"Boss we just robbed the Europe's national treasury"
"Excellent, i assume they had at least 500k?"
"Yeah, but we just brought you 30k for whatever reason"
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"This tutorial is going to be quick and dirty, so I hope you brought a condom" Right then I knew it was going to be a fun game.
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I agree, the cutscenes are awesome. And for an epic win combo, flamethrowers + moon base. Assuming you have enough cash to replace the few that die (less with injection and temp. invinc. buffs), they shouldn't get anywhere near your base.
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Huh? One of my minions selflessly gave his life, defending me? Oh well, I'll just replace him. I didn't like that guy anyway.
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On the moon there's no oxygen, so enemies can't use tanks or aircraft. Your minions, though, can defy physics to use flamethrowers.
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OK just finished and my favorite part was the guys at the end FINALLY questioning the mastermind. All the crap they went through, all of their friends dying and ONLY after he says destroy this puny planet do they figure out he's insane.
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right before i blew up the earth i checked the map and apparently everyone was oblivious to me. every one of them. i dont know what i have to do to get some attention around here. i mean seriously. i robbed the national treasury day. i kill mob bosses and stole your nuclear technology. i built a moon base for petes sake. A MOON BASE!! do you know how hard it is to build things up there? theres no air to burn fuel. which means no construction vehicles. Yeah thats right i had my minions build it by hand. but nooooooo. no one seems to care that i built a base on the moon. well F*&$ you too earth. i mean what else do you want from me? your economy was effectively destroyed. your governments are most likely in tatters, the media is gone. even your criminals are dead or captured. yet no one has noticed anything? fine. be that way. boom goes the earth. maybe now someone will notice me.... wait.... oops...
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"hey uh boss our men are weak and we only have three soldiers and we are getting attacked" Kill one of our soldiers and threaten the rest to start fighting harder.
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I kidnap the president of the United States, none of my minions die and the mission is successful. I try to rob a gas station and all my minions die and the mission fails. Wheres the logic in this?
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btw guys don't rush while playing I did that and suddenly I found myself with unlimited waves which lagged the game completely, 155 secs (destroy earth) suddenly turned into +20 minutes.
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Enough of the flamethrower on the moon comments, you can have fire in space with liquid oxygen. How do you think our space shuttles moved up there, magic?