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I was rich, had a bunch of minions and other people that answered to me. I could do whatever I want and the law can't touch me! Wait, do whatever I want? Blow up the world? Why not?
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Min:Hey looks like you got some seience hand it over.
sin:All right I will not resiet.
Min:Lets get out of here WITH SEIENCE!
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Game doesn't work. Got a pop up that say I can close tooltips anytime without ending the tutorial. And then nothing. nothing to interact with. I've litterally ran a progam to click every pixel in the screen. nothing happens. 1/5
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I always relocate my minions to the moon right before the final mission...guilt I suppose. :P Even though I have no issues with sacrificing the failures beforehand.
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*lets brainwash the entire country into working for us by repeatedly saying mastermind* Lowers the number of people who you are. me * FACEPALM*
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reply to (@kaosmage20's)
post on Jan. 20, 2013
"i was on the moon, had 30 soldier out and one agent killed them all and destroyed my base. Guess I know what 007 is doing."
my reply: "next bond movie? 007 IN SPAAAAACE!"
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citizen: sir, an evil mastermind just stole the secret to destroying the entire world. president: oh my gosh, lets send a few tanks and hope they destroy the base, lets not worry the entire air force and marines about their potentially doomed fate.
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"Wow, the Mastermind would love us for this if he had the ability to feel emotion for any other living being in this world!" ~ A random minion
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i like how it takes less than 5 minutues to blow up the entire world.
that and how even if you are on the moon, you still board a UFO into outer space.
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Philadelphia? Make sure to buy a lot of Starbucks... I mean "Evil Coffee Shops" and some Barnes & Nobles... I mean "Evil Book Stores" early so you have all the money you need!
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its so funny how when you destroy the world and you are on the moon base you escape from the EARTH and you dont stay on the moon base
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I just loved near the end to just kill my employees randomly for the fun xD. Me:"You dissapointed me through your failure." Employee:"I...I just got employed,..what did I do wrong?"
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Mastermind: Hey, I'm low on army guys. Work for me for the rest of your life and you get 100 dollars. Guy: Hail Mastermind
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You know the guy with that infantry guy with a cape that actually loves attacking me on the moon XD well thumbs up if when u first saw him u imagined him as a fat kid playing superman XD