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"This tutorial is going to be quick and dirty, so I hope you brought a condom" Right then I knew it was going to be a fun game.
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You and none of your minions went to elementary school, so you have to rob the class plans from a teacher with lasers as his security system. still a good game!
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Hail Mastermind! We are on moon now. The enemy can only send infantry against us. However, when are they going to stop attacking?
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Blew up the Earth the same day I started playing. Short, but very sweet. Perhaps the developer would look into a longer sequel where the Mastermind can tale on the galaxy and manage resources and conduct invasions on other planets. Good fun game!
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This game is about five years old, but still I come back to it again and again. Excellent game overall. I think that a full PC game version of it with maybe a new gameplay mode (something to add more replayability, like survival where the enemies just keep coming or something like that, maybe a mode where there is another mastermind and you are racing to destroy the world first, and can sabotage their efforts and send minions to attack them as they do the same) and some new features would be really sweet. I'd buy it.
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I have my patsie help me with my missions he never fails once then Me: does anyone know why I called this meeting.
Patsie:Is it because i'm finally getting a name tag?
Me:No It's because you have failed me for the last time.
Patsie:Wait what (not kidding)
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i think there should be a way to upgrade factors of your base and infantry e.g. upgrading base health, minion pool capacity, infantry attack, health and speed etc,etc. + if you agree
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right before i blew up the earth i checked the map and apparently everyone was oblivious to me. every one of them. i dont know what i have to do to get some attention around here. i mean seriously. i robbed the national treasury day. i kill mob bosses and stole your nuclear technology. i built a moon base for petes sake. A MOON BASE!! do you know how hard it is to build things up there? theres no air to burn fuel. which means no construction vehicles. Yeah thats right i had my minions build it by hand. but nooooooo. no one seems to care that i built a base on the moon. well F*&$ you too earth. i mean what else do you want from me? your economy was effectively destroyed. your governments are most likely in tatters, the media is gone. even your criminals are dead or captured. yet no one has noticed anything? fine. be that way. boom goes the earth. maybe now someone will notice me.... wait.... oops...
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Okay, so the time-traveling scientist plotted the mission, then it displayed Betty's victory screen then displayed the vampire's icon.
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The sound in this game is extremely annoying. I love the game otherwise. However, I finally quit because of the sound. It would be nice to have a sound off option instead of just music off.
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SEQUEL PL0X
Dear Dev,
make a Twitter, and interested players can tweet you ideas and have discussions on Twitter. Reddit is good too but not many people use Reddit.
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some dude made a comment about flamethrowers not working in space... if you can make jet propulsion work in space, you can make flamethrowers work in space. just sayin.
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Best. Strategy game. Ever.
In particular I really got a kick out of the end of the game and the stuff you were allowed to do at the end and such. It's touches like that on a focused, solid gameplay system that makes a game fantastic.
You have one more fan ready for the inevitable sequel to this FANTASTIC game of evil!
Minions! Solo Digit Salute!
Minions: Yessir!
And turn it towards the EARTH this time. *massive evil laugh*
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I love the Gaelic Castle, you have enough Minion to defend your base, plot the missions, and do the missions. I love this game!
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a bit to easy i finished the game without even using a turret or unlocking all the patsy's and henchman also the whole world was still oblivious that i existed and i unlocked the moon base before the sahara wastes and 2 others.