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-Ending Spoiler Alert-
"Go my minions! Destroy this puny planet once and for all!"
"Wait, did you say destroy? I thought we were conquering it"
"Conquering means destroying, I googled it up!" - "Now goodbye guys, I'm going to space, thanks for all"
*Enters space shuttle (or something like that)
"What an a$@#ole"
*Planet goes boom
*In space
"Wait a minute, where are my cheese snacks? Nooooooooooooo!"
Not quite like that but i didn't remember it exactly so whatever, it is close enough :P
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mastermind: be my minion. stranger: hell no. mastermind: i will give u a few bucks. stranger: HAIL MASTERMIND!!!1!!1!11
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My game keeps glitching henchmen keep running off to the edge and I can't get them to fight, 30 guys on the field and I get brought to justice...
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Amazing game overall. Addicting game-play that doesn't get old or repetitive and forces the player to take chances and make wise choices at the same time. However, after you get to a certain point you can just buy your way out of problems. For example: While you are defending your base from being attacked, if your troops die, you can just buy new ones. And if you are on the Castle base, they never cost over 100 dollars, which is not much when you can easily pull off a bank heist which rewards $9000. But despite this, nicely made game. The only problem was that it got very easy. 8.9/10.
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There is a bug if you use an autoclicker and subtract units from defending and then uhh, you'll have a hard time buying units unless you raid foundrys constantly
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"They told me I would never destroy the Earth. They told me I was mad to try. Well now they can all go f*** themselves" No they can't. Because they're all, you know, dead.
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Even though I've activated the Armeggedon, someone is still selling me AA turrets.
*You have been attacked by the U.S.*
*Turret supplier: U.S.*
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You ever get to the point where you're just like: I probably should have built more bases before I decided to destroy the world.
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"They told me I would never destroy the Earth. They told me I was mad to try. Well now they can all go f*** themselves" That was definitely worth it even if I'll starve and/or dehydrate to death in about a week.
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"hey uh boss our men are weak and we only have three soldiers and we are getting attacked" Kill one of our soldiers and threaten the rest to start fighting harder.
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There are not many games that do the "murder with smile" theme so well. This one is also a great game. I killed my patsies only to hear what they say in response. :)