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Stopped at 35 due to instant death trap. That's a really bad design choice, just saying. The chest there is also poorly placed and requires super precise movement to get all the jewels. That's not difficult, it's borderline asshole.
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Game music: 17 skulls out of 18
Controls: 18 Zombie Children out of 23
Pixelated Graphics: 472 nuclear weapons meant to destroy the world in seconds out of 500
Overall: 5 5/5 out of 5
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496 deaths, 40/40 treasure chests. Hard game, but still doesn't really compare to Moneyseize or Meat Boy Map Pack in terms of frustration and anger. Good stuff though. 4/5
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Great game, wonderful challenge, but takes forever (> 2s) to load again after you die... in a game like this where you die all the time, shouldn't take more than half a second. It's frustrating as hell watching his soul slowly fly away while you're eager to try again, please fix that for the sequel.
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Hrmm... a four-digit kill counter. Nice to know the maker has confidence in my abilities. Or at least my determination...
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The game is awesome. The levels were hard. This is by far one of the coolest video game music tracks. Definitely deserves a 5/5
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I WON, I WON, OH MY GOD I WON! Sorry that this comment is pointless, but I have to express my joy here somehow. I absolutely adore this game and some of the levels my mind went 'This isn't humanly possible for you' but because it's so beautiful I kept trying. Finally, after all this time, many deaths and rages, I WON!!! WOOOOOOO! Wishing others the very best of luck. 5/5
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"*On Level 16* Looks easy enough.. *Worm* HOLY SWEET JESUS" "*Later, manages to get back to land before the worm can eat me* Hah, you've been outsmarted, silly wo-- *Second worm; gets eaten* ASLEQAIOWUVNC"
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@TimeBlog why don't you upload a new, optional version so people can keep their saves but can restart fresh with a mute button?
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You want to know why the guy killed himself in the first place? Well maybe, just maybe... he tried playing this game?
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This is a great game, and I love the old school pixel style. And aren't the chests added just for the Kongregate version or something?
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BLAH, how do I get past the ginormous worm thingy that leaps out at you from the pool of lava? Grrr, keeps killing me.