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buttfaceman

Dec. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHY THE HELL CANT PEOPLE JUST USE THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!

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KaisarDragon

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) All elevators and no rooms makes Dragon Lodge a dull hotel. All elevators and no rooms makes Dragon Lodge a dull hotel. All elevators and no rooms makes Dragon Lodge a dull hotel. Even after I build 10 shafts they still suggest I build more! WHY?! Half my hotel is elevators!

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sroland

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) best results with elevators: Stairstep them 4 floors at a time. The guest only complain if they have to wait, not on how many they take, so force them to use 10 lifts to go each way to top floor and they will give you 3 thumbs up. Just make sure to have enough staff elevators or they will waste all their time on travel. Currently have 287 standard, 178 suites and 140 presidential with an 860 rating!

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Not_A_Toy

May. 05, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) STAIRS!

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sjunkie

Jul. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Good game. More elevators would be great.

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chargersrulein

Apr. 04, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I should've named my hotel elevatorland...

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KoRn897Disturbed

Mar. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Over half of my hotel was just elevator shafts, yet they still want more. Do the guests go to a hotel not to stay in a room, but to ride elevators all day?

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Byere

Mar. 17, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Know what I love? When games offer to start with or without sound. So thank you <3

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AnonyMoose09

Oct. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There should be a way to set like a work perimeter. Otherwise you end up with all the maids on the same floor going to the closest rooms with tiny bits of trash while the rooms higher or lower in the hotel pile with garbage and all the maids are following each other around. If there was a way to keep one or two maids on one floor, or set their patrol area, that would be nice.

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Vlad763

Oct. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game but there are a couple of annoying things. The elevator situation. Serious... I have 8 elevator shafts and 1 staff elevator, it seems that unless my entire hotel is elevators, I can't please these guests. Next, I spend a fair amount of time waiting for money to come it. Please take away the pausing when I click out of the game, I wanted to use Excel to plan my hotel and couldn't. Lastly, how about some achievement or reasons to play after 5 stars? This game took less than 30 minutes to beat, I want some replayability...

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ZenithTheArcain

Jul. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) if i had my own hotel, i think i know what mentality my engineers would have. Engineer: laundry machine broken?? smack the fu%*er with mah hammer!!!! Computer broken?? smack the fu%*er with mah hammer!!!!.....guest wont pay room fee??!! CUT TO Me: damnit 30 years no parole.

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bshera

Jul. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) every month each washing machine breaks down ten times. IF THOSE IDIOTS DONT STOP BREAKING MY SHIT I SWEAR!

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feverboy

Sep. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Needs to put in a better AI. Maids should organize themselves so not everyone is on the same floor. Guests should spread out to different rooms of the same facility. Kinda sucks to have your hotel downgraded because all the guests wouldnt walk one laundry/cafe/arcade/internet cafe etc over

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Flyingbobcake

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Are these guys actually playing the arcade games, or are they just hitting them?

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DrakeWolfe

Jan. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I have a customer that's stayed in my hotel since the beginning of the game. She's spent about 700k.

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BloodyTwin

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Beat the game, got all 50 stories, all the expandable expansions (Width thingy), and it makes 1000 times more money in 1/10 of a secound than I will make this year. Litterally 8 To 10 blocks of elevators (THE BIG ONES +2 staff elevators), and 100+ maids, 20 engineers, 6 receptionists, 12 waiters,and 1 me. And in all of this I have learned that 1) THERE IS NEVER ENOUGH F***IN ELEVATORS and 2) An engineer can FIX ANYTHING BY JUST SHAKING A HAMMER OR WRENCH IN FRONT OF SAID BROKEN ITEM.

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danielst6111

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $210 to work out? No wonder America's fat.

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Skiggy

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I realized there was no way to go bankrupt. I now have 3000 maids, 1500 waiters and 4 receptionists roaming my hotel and only ONE elevator. Also, 1.8 billion in debt!

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Revolutioneyes

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The moral of the story, kids, is that people are jerks and will NEVER be satisfied. And you need more fracking elevators.

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Talamare

Dec. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I solved my Elevator problems, instead of using massive shafts that go 50-60 floors, I replaced them all with mini shafts that only go 3 Floors high each... and Yes, if your room is on the 60th floor, you WILL need to take about 20 Elevators to get to it

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commode7x

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It seems that 4 elevator shafts is the golden number. You stagger the elevator shafts so that you have pairs of elevators running on each floor, with all 4 of them meeting up at least every 5 floors. It's pretty much like the system they use in modern, fancy New York skyscrapers and hotels, where they have Express elevators. It forces the people to switch elevators often, decreasing wait time for each elevator while they travel through the building. The irony is that they take longer, on average about 7-10 days longer to go from one end of the building to the next, but the wait for each elevator ride lasts no more than 1-3 days, so they stop complaining as much.

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froireier

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) HOW MANY MORE ELEVATORS DO YOU WANT!!!!

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reject5k90

Dec. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i wish one of my employees could be an assassin so i could kill all the people asking for elevators

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JuegosOnline

Dec. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thumbs up if you expanded just to make some freakin elevators

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samiamrg7

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Geez, my guests are a bunch of trolls, I've got a dozen elevators, and they're still like 'MOAR ELEVATORZ'

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Gamer589

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think that they should let you delete individual sections of an elevator rather than the whole shaft

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biteus

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I have 9 elevator shafts ... and they still want more ....

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Endox

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I hear a lot of people are having trouble with enough elevators. The problem is actually the number of elevator SHAFTS. i.e. if someone wants to go from 1st floor to 50th floor, they will take up one spot all the up. So you need multiple elevator shafts. For example having elevators going from floor 1-15, and then stopping, and on an adjacent column on floor 15 is an elevator shaft going from 15-30. That way, those that want to go from floors 15-30 have their own elevator. You will need more elevators on the lower floors than the upper ones, sort of like a pyramid. I have quite a lot of elevators myself going from floors 1-3, which is also where a lot of my receptions are based.

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Duplete

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Shouldn't pause when clicking outside.

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nbear1

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) $1200 to go watch a movie? what kind of economy is that?

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justintubba123

Aug. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) you should be able to drag the screen with your mouse

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Luka504

Feb. 26, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) If it costs $1080 just to SIT beside a pool. I would hate to imagine how much it would cos to enter it!

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kindoflame

Mar. 18, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I spent $150,000 on an expansion, so I could build 2 new columns of big elevators. 18 days later: "Good enough. I'd suggest building more elevators."

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lrcy333

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Customer: I'd like a presidential suite. Reception: Gladly sir, just sign here and take the elevator to floor 41. Have a nice day. (an hour later) Customer: I'd like to checkout please. Reception: No problem- may I ask how was your stay? Customer: It was great but I would suggest ADDING MORE ELEVATORS. Reception: Oh, we're sorry to hear that sir, but our 175 speedy elevators were meant to provide quick and excellent service to suit your needs. Customer: Well I had so much fun riding them that I couldn't stop!

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ForecastMammal

Dec. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The game pauses when you click away? I'd like the option to turn that off, it seems there are long periods where there is nothing else to do but gather cash and I'd like to do something else with my computer while that happens.

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DoomedProphet

Dec. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You want a Suite, a pool, and a cinema in my THREE STAR hotel? ._.

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Tuomiomasiina

Dec. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1200 $ for a movie? Wow, that has to be a really good 3D there!

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shortround2008

Dec. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Elevator Hotel, for your enjoyment we have added a T.V, Restroom, Cafe, and a Swimming Pool in each elevator. Hope you enjoy your stay.

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coolfugitiv0

Dec. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I discovered a fix for the "needs more elevators" complaint. Build one elevator from the ground floor until level 5. Then, right next to it, build an elevator from level 4 that covers 5 floors (floor 4 until floor 8). Then right next to that, (above your original elevator, with one floor in between the top and bottom elevators) build another elevator that covers 5 floors (from floor 7 until 11). Repeat the pattern. You should have multiple elevators in two columns that go five floors, then have a space in between, then another elevator that goes five floors. This may be more expensive, but it's much more efficient. This works because instead of having one elevator in one shaft covering 49 floors, you have multiple covering smaller areas, which means less queues for the customers. + so others can see.

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Stonybrook

Aug. 16, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game, but elevators turn out to be the most important thing in your hotel. Guests get unhappy about elevator wait times, not total trip time, so lots of little elevators only 4 stories deep work better than single long shafts. Which is weird.

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sonichewerehog

Sep. 24, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Blonde Help Woman, I know I have two receptionists. I have two because I get complaints otherwise. Kindly shut up and let me run my god damn hotel.

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crobak1

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do NOT build massive elevator shafts.... build a max of 5 shafts in a row to speed up the movement of them (:

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poopersrevenge

Aug. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) "Its fun to find an ARCADE in the arcade but the queue humped me" WTF?

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Plankton88

Jul. 26, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder how many cinemas it takes to fill a hotel...

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durfnv8

Dec. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 300 $ for bowling but 6 $ a night? I sure own a weird hotel.

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SayNOempire

May. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) 10 Columns of double-sized elevators cannot satisfy my visitors. WHY??!

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Starscream4321

Sep. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Great game I love it, the only thing I have to complain about it is the maids. Their AI seems to be stupid, there could be a room loaded with trash but 3 maids all go for the same room with a single piece of paper on the floor instead.

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bricoleur

Jul. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Today I learned that a real luxury-class hotel is at least 50 percent elevators by volume.

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Jack2225

Jun. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) IM IN -150K DEBT

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Gongrat

Oct. 21, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) visitor: alright, time to go up the elevator, if it dosent come in 5 seconds im gonna dislke the hotel!

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