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Wow... This is pretty bad. Controls are crappy. Game is boring. Did it just for the daily badge, which was boring and easy to get. Just make as many skeletons as you can, run to the nearest building ignoring everything except soldiers. When all the buildings and soldiers are dead... sit around mashing the attack button, because your army is too stupid to attack move across the whole map, and will forget their orders after killing one enemy.
Don't bother dragging to highlight, its buggy and annoying. Can't even click on a single unit. Use Z to select all. Upgrade whatever you want, but skeletons, army size, and mana regen probably get the badge fastest.
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The Gypsy says some things that are actually pretty interesting in one way or another. "The largest erect penis on record is 13 inches" That's not a desperate attempt to get a highly rated comment, she really does quote that. "The average beaver cuts down around 200 trees a year" ...oh, but mother nature doesn't mind keeping THEM around. (Pouts) "The risk of a heart attack is highest on Monday than on any other day. I have a hard enough and lower paying job so, no further comment (pun intended) >:( XD
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Here's a tip for people looking to get "Death to Heroes". Don't bother trying to get the special awards for any level - just beat them. Also prioritize defence over offense - spread out from the portal slowly, taking the time to intercept and kill any knights that are heading your way. Replace your troops as needed as you work your way across the map; as long as you keep any dangerous foes away from your portal, you can wear them down.
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The town Kawawaci has the first hero you find. It's the fifth town you come to, so make sure you upgrade your troops consistently. If you build up your army before he shows up and keep doing it until he's near, then send everyone at him at once, you shouldn't have a problem killing him and then going on to finish the level. The level completion is not required to obtain the badge. Hope this helps some badge of the day hunters.
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The killing the hero badge isn't even easy. It should be impossible. All the soldiers rush my portal, so I can't summon any troops, and the hero destroys all of my current soldiers.
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I have never seen a flash game which uses Old English Font with pixels, made it a bit hard for me to read, but definitely a neat choice. And just like Infectonator, this is pretty damn good 5/5 from me
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I can only wonder how they managed to squeeze 10 people that are almost half as big as the house itself into the house.
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Soldier: sir our village is under attack the fight is hopeless what do we do? Commander: hmmmm, ok have all of the civilians distract the enemy by running around in circles while we split up and attack one by one.
Soldier: but sir, that seems like we will lose the town with more casualties
Commander: good, never liked you guys anyways, now where was i... HEY EVERYBODY RUN TOWARDS THE SKELETONS..... THEY ARE FRIENDS
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It does feel nice to have more control of your army here, but I feel like there are a couple of problems. Selecting units can be a pain sometimes as I find myself accidentally clicking on one unit and only controlling that while my army lies behind. Moreover, trying to beat the time limits are extremely frustrating as citizens run around randomly and trying to chase them down costs too much time. It's a good game, but it kinda needs a few adjustments so it can be even better. 4/5
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civilian:oh no! get the guards! guard:what? civilian:demon like creatures are attacking! what do we do?!?! guard:ok yourun in random directions like maniacs and well stay near town till when we want to go to portal got it? civilian:yes sir! me:wtf is wrong with these people?