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Okay, I know there is special place in hell for me - but I was split in two laughing over this. I even went to the developer's website to see more. It's so very wrong, and yet - so wonderfully right.
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Hello Happy Wheelers! It is time to announce my upcoming project. I am trying to raise a little bit of moolah for HW2. http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/happy-wheels-2/x/6195399
Any bit helps.
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totaljerkface, please enter the full version. i play it on totaljerkface.com, im a big fan of this game but i wanna play it on here
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That little kid was being whiplashed like you'd never seen. "Help me Daddy, I don't wanna get pummled to death by the big hairy trackstar.""SHUT UP BILLY, WE'RE GONNA F@#$%&G MAKE IT THROUGH IT!!!" Fricken father of the year, right there. There is a sign in that level that says "BIGFOOT FOREST".......We haven't even found that f@#k and he already has his own fricken forest. That guys a great dad."Honny, I'm going out to Bigfoot Forest with Billy on the back of my bike tied down with a rope." There is a random burning van in the middle of the road on that level. What a crazy fricken day for the owner of that van. "Oh no! My car is on fire! WTF is that coming out of the forest? Oh shit it's fricken Bigfoot chasing some irresponsible father!"...............I like this game.
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"Sir, how did your leg get severed?"
"I jumped two feet in the air on my segway."
"Oh my god! Honey, what happened to your arm?"
"I rode my bike slowly into a wall."
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I liked this game the moment I landed in a pit, exploded, and then
watched my disembodied heart bounce around the obstacle course. That is some gross attention to detail.
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Kid: Daddy, why's there blood spewing nonstop from your right arm?
Irresponsible Dad: *flips over and runs over his own kid's arm* no matter, now we match!