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Medic walks into the teeth of fire to get a crate, whilst staring into a panzergrenadier's face, medic says hi and runs back to trench.
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Basic day in the battlefield: flamethrower lights a German on fire, that German lights a Frenchie on fire and then that Frenchie lights my flamethrower on fire. Plus, how can you possibly miss with a flamethrower at point blank range...just how.
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Call in Sagre to un**** your squad.
Comes in to the battlefield and throws a grenade into my trench almost killing a medic and a spec-ops.
Thanks Sarge, your really helping me out.
I guess all that smoking has damaged your brains a "bit".
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I would not want to go into a fight with an officer how arrived in a box.
Soldier: Sir, did you enjoy your ride from HQ in a crate.
Officer: No, and nor will you. Let's start with a 100 pushups shall we.
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when u think ur gonna be safe with 4 tanks and a half track and 5 spec ops just then Germans call a paratrooper blitz and a panzergrenade blitz like wtf is going on they just happened to have 2 tigers im like well then
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Isn't it always nice when your tank blows up your own bunker witch has an
NCO gunner, officer and an NCO medic inside.
All that, just to kill a single German.
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rip going for guerilla warfare ribbon and wave 90 German scout car comes in and 1 shots 4 of my guys... sarge, my sig, and my two nco soliders rip..... at least my nco frenchie got gibbed next wave by a pak
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Why is it that I keep instantly losing if I try to buy 2 or more grenades for my soldiers? All my soldiers had 20+ morale, I had 2 snipers, a halftrack with a 75mm and a live gunner, god forbid I buy two of my soldiers grenades and I instantly lose...is this a bug, or is buying grenades for one's own soldiers THAT detrimental?
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@Mustard oh thanks also this fricking unfair event where about 20 german riflemen charges at you while a shiat ton of load of paratroopers just rain down
also the song or music of "the ride of the vaks" played
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So I own 56 games on steam along with like 200 other games for assorted consoles and this game still gets me... I started it up today, first time in awhile and just like an old friend who hasn't seen their friend in awhile the game gave me the gift of a 67 soldier and a 53 soldier... I shed a tear, thank you MNB2... then it proceeded to destroy me after round 10 with a tank
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There's this annoying glitch where your tank's cannon and gunner will lock up and just refuse to shoot at enemies, even if they're right in front of the tank
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So I called in two gunners to join Sarge...a drive-by armored jeep slaughtered Sarge, my sniper, and both gunners as they arrived. RIP.
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So I finally found a use for the frenchies. Give all of them grenades. give EVERYONE grenades. and put them on a line around middle of the map. then they throw the grenades at anyone coming in. BOOM BABY.
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a wespe blitz showed up at lvl 56 I thought I'm gonna lose because I got sarge sniper flak cannon and 2 tanks sarge and sniper got gibbed and flak cannon is exploded my tank exploded a wespe with one shell and the wespe fired at his own wespe then we beat the wespe blitz but I got overrun at wave 62 one wespe and a platoon of germans and sdfk222
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you guys can try a two man army sarge and sniper. sarge can beat infantry with ease I cant even let him fight close combat because when he get close the enemy is dead. you need the sniper for infiltrator killing but youll be forced to buy something at wave 20 because of your tactical points or they will be waste do this plan at close protection
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Tip for all players: I've consistently been able to get 2-3 tanks below wave 50 by just buying two snipers at the very start and then saving up my TP. :)
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I hate how my men always kill ONE of the bloody gunners on a flak gun and then never shoot at the bloody thing again while it shreds all of my guys.
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This has to be a world record for rifle skill. Poor guy died shortly after, but he was a real MVP: http://imgur.com/BaJg8vq
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another mistake it was the worst I got sniper 2 tanks and a flak I was round 79 then I pressed a game and I got to restart everything again
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wow my team was good I got two tanks and two flak 3 snipers and a gunner it was good but it was destroyed by a wespe blitz. I'm saving some space then I'm doing a paramission round 8 a wespe showed up then round 10 a tiger showed up I destroyed them all with a sock and I have 1 unit left he got shotgun but there were a lot of enemies I got overrun
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I don.t see why the German army didn't put all their troops on motorbikes. It's clearly the easiest way of getting through enemy lines without getting shot, plus you can trick allied artillery into blowing itself up. Yes, Sheldon, that is sarcasm.
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Tip to anyone who hasn't discovered this yet: you can hide the purchasing menu by pressing shift, if it's distracting you or blocking soldiers
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Can someone please tell me if they have ever experienced a glitched like this. I was working on the airborne challenged, and at wave 22, A flak 38 just popped out of no where in the middle of the field? I think its safe to assume this is a glitch, but has anybody else ever seen it before?
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I found it easier to push to the middle at the beginning, and slowly add a constant layer of flamethrowers right next to where the enemies spawn and they all die so quickly.
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"Men were gonna pull through. Ramirez I want you to start working on those bunkers and trenches Private Snowball you will be in charge of defence. Were gonna be here a while. I have no idea if we will win this war."
"Sir! I came up with an Idea if we set up a few guys and keep sending our men forward into enemy territory we will change land each time and win."
"You mean to tell me private we will win this war if we keep sending all our men forward to the each of our twenty foot visional range? thats the dumbest idea ever Private Golfer Pile. Ramirez put your back into it! like my mama always said "Get busy digging or get busy dying." "Sir I thought your mama was a dude disguised as a girl so you would feel better that your parents left you." "Private thats It! Line up against the wall and count the Alphabet"