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I know it's randomized and shit, but wave one, wave. One. A PAK38 shows up, and blows up all of my people while my bazooka trooper is being a dumbass and can't hit it if his life depended on it. I know war is unfair but C'MON!
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That moment its wave 121 and you only have a sniper with 100 xp and 143 rifle left and the enemy sends a sniper blitz. "There can be only one." (he survived 2 more waves till artillery killed him) :'(
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So, my first try on the airborne challenge, wow I love challenges. 4 paratroopers land, only one survives..K. I don't see why this is a challenge at all considering there's a 99.99% chance only two or one will survive due to the landing.
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Dear Command:
We acknowledge that you believe we desperately need icecream, however the airforce tends to confuse us with the enemy. We have observed that Germans tend to spontaneously reproduce when exposed to dairy, and so the airforce's exposure to German chocolate causes us great difficulty.
Dear Airforce,
The captured German chocolate rations contain methamphetamine!
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That glorious moment when you have one guy alive hiding in a bunker getting pummeled by tank fire and machine guns, and the enemy somehow keeps blowing up their own tanks wave after wave :D
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The m3at sucks to me cause its stupid especially when there is an infiltrator, and you have no officer, i swear that damned thing can' hit the broad side of a barn with the enemy, but it kills two of my best soldiers, and than kills itself trying to blow up an enemy unit 1 pixel away from it
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The M3AT gun does not suck if you get it at the beginning of the game. It is good for AT, mobile, and has relatively good health compared to the bazooka soldier. It is also cheap only 8 TPs; that is cheap for all the qualities that it has. The only other vehicle with those qualities is the half track with the AT gun that adds to about 24 TPs in the end.
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Ok... love this game and the unfairness... maybe the wespe is a bit much but still... But when I log on to play and it has erased my profile for no reason (and no i did not press reset) and all those medals i earned... well thats one unfairness too many.
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made it to 178...then "The Germans changed their tactics!" *gets spammed by those moving landmines* needless to say, i didn't last long after that X(
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*Sarge to the officer* "Don't just stand there PULL IT!" *Sarge gets killed by german sniper* *Officer* "Killem the bastard, give him hell!"
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i had face tiger tank 1 with just a halftrack with a anti tank gun ahh! my soldier dead for it is 1 spec ops 2 low morale soldiers 3 medics 2 officers and my gunner on my half track thanks the German i survive because they change their tactics with my 3 low morale and my halftrack
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round 38, have my lines established pretty well, than the computer is like "nien!" and sends an armor blitzkrieg with a oak 38 on me, obliterates my whole line in under 5 seconds -_-
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Random thought: If you buy an AAA and advance, does that mean the gun stays behind and shoots anybody that gets though?
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wounded soldier say"how bad is,sarge?"Sarge said"you ask me how bad is it but why you don't fight until your last blood,soldier.You will get Medal Of Sick Hero"well, i just makin story,not comment
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Wave 97 with a 75 xp. Sarge, 2 100 xp frenchies with BAR's, 80 xp Signaler, a 64 xp gunner, and a 100 xp mechanic. Here comes a wespe blitz, so I decide to call in a bomb drop. Bomb completely misses all Germans, and instead obliterates anything that once resembled a soldier along with 20 TP's worth of bunkers and field HQ's. Any remaining troops fled cause my Sarge got gibbed.
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I want to second/third/tenth the request to please fix the rifle bug on the jeep. I am certain that even as far back as WWII the jeeps were armed with more than a muzzle loader that fires once a minute
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Gotta love the moment when your troops couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat, but as soon as you send the medic/scout to retrieve a crate, they become sniper accurate with a grenade.