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to kill the death machine... spray your bullets in it's general direction while dodging lasers for like 5minutes and you'll be fine...
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So, how many criminals wielding a baseball bat that you can mold into a pink paste?...10?...20?...50?.. Ehhh, Actually i kill 1951 of them.
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Granpa:Kids,dont go to America.Kids:Why granpa?Granpa:Because there's a S***load of criminals there and they have bull**t game shows there.Kids:Okay granpa.
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Wow. A total smash tv rip off, but thats not a problem imo. The thing is, the game dosent seem to be done. Enemies dont damage me, and there seem to be many other problems as other people have pointed out.
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I don't understand the Final Upgrade on the Shotgun screen. By every measure, it is less good than the semi-auto shotgun... or at least every stat. I refuse to buy it because it is obviously worse. Lemmie guess: the only advantage is i get to hold down my finger rather than twitch it repeatedly?
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How to win:Make your way to the "Kill them with fire!" level.Dont kill them, avoid being shot, and you'll still get blood by shooting them.BAM instant good guns.Well, not REALLY instant.But at least its gaurenteed.
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Main things keeping this from being a 5/5, IMHO:
1) no obvious way to switch back to old guns (which takes away all the potentially interesting strategy from pairing weapons and stages)
2) way too little variety in enemy types (you REALLY need more ranged attackers)
3) the Doom Machine boss fight took so long I was not only getting bored, I started to wonder if there wasn't an invulnerability mechanic I was missing, especially since I didn't see any sort of boss life meter
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Too bad theres no save feature. Even having a certain number of lives would fine. But having to restart from the beginning everytime you die just sucks. 3/5
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just pwn with pistol, get dual pistols, just keep playing a room sequence (stay at the top rooms) until u unlock laser gatling gun, then upgrade health. instant pwn
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Well i was expecting the final level to be harder to be honest. i had like 20 points left over, had 200 hp and bought all the things for Shotguns and laser weaposn 4/5. with i could change guns again
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That contestant waiver form reads vary similar to my current employee contract............. I'm starting to get a little worried.
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lets just say that switching from a auto shotgun to a laser pistol was probroley the worst idea I ever had... R.I.P. player...
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... death machine = o god
death square place = o yay 5 guys... they accually mean 10000 guys
and why do u need to chose your armor colour when its going to be red anyway from all the blood?
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to those wondering how we have so many criminals then you must be new to the show well each crimanil you see is actullay a CLONE! thats right ladies and gently man well get all of these clones from allens cloning factory which we then send into the areana to attmpt to bsh to death this weeks constants.
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Not my thing, it gets very monotonous very quickly, especially since when you die, you have to replay the whole thing.
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To people who think this might be horrible, in that you are killing people just to get a prize. Note that these are prisoners, and they are trying to kill you as well, it's more self defense than anything else