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My wrist testifies to the fact that this game is not too short but the medium badge and the fun testify that it is just right the right length and difficulty :-)
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"Sir, there's a shark killing thousands of people, eating all the fish in our farms, and causing millions of damage to our ships, boats, ferries, airplanes, and blimps! He even killed Spiderman! I didn't even know he existed...! Shall we have everyone evacuate until the shark has left the area?" "Nah, they'll manage."
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*meteor about to touch earth* WHAT THE-- *meteor touche earth, exploding the planet* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--!! (evil laugh)
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I've been having a bad week, so pulling an asteroid down to the Earth with my teeth really helped raise my mood. Great game. 5/5
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Pressing Esc doesn't pause the game. There is no pause button. Pressing Esc resets the game instantly. Don't ever press Esc. This probably should've been mentioned somewhere in the instructions.
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it's a shame the game is this easy, i've been waiting for a shark game for so long and had all badges in the first run already :) anyway nice game 4/5
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So I'm playing this game, and I'm like "haha I'm a shark" and then I eat Spider-Man and I'm like "that's weird, like Spider-Man would have anything to do with sharks", and then I'm like "I haven't read my Spider-Man comics in a while" so I open my comic and the first panel I look at has Spider-Man, the Green Goblin, and a shark. I don't even know why that shark is there.
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I hate being a lefty for this type of game. There should be a way to swap keyboard settings so that ASDF can control and down arrow bites.
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Can't play because one of my arrow keys don't work. It would be awesome if I had an option to change my controls - if not the ability to bind keys, maybe an alternate control option?
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if there's anything this game has taught me its that you are safer from sharks while scuba diving than while on a boat, plane, or anywhere else on earth.
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... this is madness. Flying, biting, shark-shaped madness. I bet the mute button is missing because the shark ate it.