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I was devastated when I lost my hat, must be an achievement to keep your hat and bring down all the main aircraft in one game.
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First of all why would so many people go to the beach and go swimming or us their boats when they see a shark. One thing I liked about the game was foxy news.
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First impression: Boy, there sure are a lot of clipper ships in Sydney harbor. Second impression: Wait a minute, what's making a *canoe* explode?!?
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citizen: OH MY GOD A FREAKING SHARK IS PULLING OUR PLAIN DOWN WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
captain: -_- oh very fun- *sees shark ripping apart the front of the plain*
OMG WTF!!!!!
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OMG IS THAT A NUKE HEY WHAT THE ^%#@## IS THE SHARK DOING...HUH MOM ARE WE GUNNA BLOW UP mom: not unless you put on son screen boy: okay *boys puts it on and lives nuking*
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Assistant: Sir, we appear to have a shark with sunglasses, can blow up a canoe, and cat take down a plane surprisingly low to the ground. What should we do? Prime Minister: Shoot a nuke at it!
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At Korea's super secret nuclear base:
Korean soldier: "General there is a shark in sydney that eats anything in its path.
Korean general: "THEN WTF ARE YOU WAITING FOR!? SINCE HE WILL PULL ANYTHING DOWN WE MIGHT AS WELL USE THE CHANCE AND DESTROY THAT ****** TOWN!
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CONSPIRACY THEORY: The shark was sent to stop global nuclear war but decided to eat EVERYTHING HE CAME ACROSS! He pulled the nuke down on Sydney and saved the world. RATING! 7.5/10
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"This is your daily news and THERES A FREAKING SHARK DESTROYING SYDNEY!!!" I think you should pay more attention to the UFO