Comments for Ultimate Crab Battle

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Maxor2013

Aug. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) +poopmaster100 NO!!! JUST NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BobbyBG33k

Aug. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wow...I found this easier to beat on hard then I did Medium. What's up with that?

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darrensu

Aug. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) F*ckin Pearl Lazer

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poopmaster100

Aug. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) needs more lasers. -6/10

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LaRueW

Aug. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I mean does the last smidgen of the HP bar represent like 10,000 HP, how long do you have to deal with that stupid pearl before he dies?

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AgentKeen

Aug. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I get that the pearl laser shouldn't be easy, but it's pretty hard to tell if it's even touching you (no damage animation) and it's a constant drain on hp (no 'invincibility' period), so don't pay enough attention to your hp meter, and suddenly you're dead.

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FilibertoM1

Aug. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Shiity dck stained fck head dmbass crab's pearl dck... So fcking close to destroying his ass

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Oskarito02

Aug. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lag on pearl laser ;-;

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SebastienH5

Aug. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How strange, I've beaten the crab on medium, yet the badge doesn't unlock.

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Siderite

Aug. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Mausland "Shoot me!" (LOL)

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Johnegderb000

Aug. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) they should make a prequel explaining everything

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Aldaionus

Aug. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1st attempt: Easy badge got, game crashes when the crab has ~40%-50% health left. 2nd attempt: Game crashes when the crab has ~40%-50% health left. 3rd attempt: Finally got the medium badge. Too unstable, I'm not returning to this game.

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Matsteo

Aug. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So much hate. Seems people just can't take difficulty.

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Librunn

Aug. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Got both achievements, never coming back ever

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rockdeworld

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I found glitches: 1. I died during the victory cutscene because of the mini-crab XD. 2. I maybe hit Ctrl too much too fast because I entered a battle where the "cutscene" black strips across the top and bottom didn't go away.

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rockdeworld

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, decent except that the crab's immune while the Pearl lazer's out.

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rockdeworld

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Actually a decent bullet-hell-like game

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sibbo

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) fckin awful game

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Doomassassin2534

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) PEAR LAZER HOW NICE!

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Doomassassin2534

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What the hell SAW in this xD?

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dustins111

Jul. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) An interesting game both highly irritating and rewarding once you beat it. I did enjoy the ending though.

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Hasstyp

Jul. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this is my day...tried never really hard on the epic quest badges for this one here and the elephant rave, but today i tried and after 10min i got both of them :) it's not so hard as you think. i killed the crap before the pearl had appeared. finally got it, but never coming back to such stupid games...

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GiagiaTouEren

Jul. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Never again have I seen an attack as annoying as this lazer.

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Makhleb

Jul. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) It's always a bad sign when a FLASH game crashes consistently.

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MimeMan

Jul. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The ending was horrifying D:

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MostWanted007

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) That moment when you're almost beaed the crab and the pearl laser beats you,and the "Y" doesn't work.

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Lauramagnan77

Jul. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THAT GAME IS SO DIFFICULT. Stawp u stupid lasers

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jmpbooker

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) GIANT. ENEMY. CRAB.

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Fraqette

Jul. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When you think your about to beat him... LASER PEARL MOTHER******!!!

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milocricket

Jul. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This is the only game I have ever played that successfully crashed flash player.

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victor314159

Jul. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, the ability to mute your computer...Silence is GOLDEN...especially in this game...

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gwendalaze

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this...ending...OMG

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menebo

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wow, that game was torture to get through. 0/5 no thank you

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JrBear231

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lol

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BCMraLverZAM_NIs

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) STUPID GAME

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okmqaz

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @ ArusDaryl I honestly doubt the point of this game is to let the player have an enjoyable experience because 1. There is a large spamming of bullets that is really loud 2. There is the Chicken Dance music when you die and 3. Apparently the guy from Saw appears when you win so... I feel like the author intended the player to be frustrated, so frustrated in fact that they would want to BEAT THIS STUPID GAME AARRGGGHHHHH!!! And play it multiple times.

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jason301

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) just because i defeated the game doesn't mean the guy from saw should show up, i mean why the hell should he be in a game where there's a chicken song?

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malevolant33

Jul. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) FCK YOU AND FCK THIS GAME!!!!

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Nuclenzime666

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I found a really retarded glitch. I killed the crab, but he still had his robot minion thing, it game under me, shot me, and I died. During the cutscene...

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Nuclenzime666

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

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ArusDaryl

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Games like this really put all of Kongregate into perspective. Not only is it poorly conveyed to the player that you can (and need to) move inside the enemy, but several attacks are too random to be reasonably avoided; The main objective, the boss' HP, ceases to progress just before it's complete, without warning; nothing interesting goes on upon a loss that could retain interest, as in, all time spent losing is miserably wasted for nothing; and in spite of how obnoxious the experience is just PLAYING it, the sounds are the most obnoxious of all and can't even be turned off, stopping you from making it the least bit more bearable by playing decent music. I now have to go back to every other game I've played on Kong and up the rating I gave them by one star, because I wasn't appreciating how bad they could've been, but weren't, until just now.

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littleill

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ITS WHAT IVE ALWAYS WANTED! a shark with torpedo cannons and laser eyes!

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Shimera

Jun. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Shoutout to whoever chose the easy badge description...

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avatar for PriscillaM8
PriscillaM8

Jun. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) beat it on first try (4 laser pearls, just go around the crab in circles avoiding da light)

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trollface173

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i did not expect saw

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Leomn

Jun. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks to AleksaN4's comment I beat it on medium, a few moments after HighVoltage attack he died(no white beams dodging whatsoever), just try to be inside the crab all the time and land most of the hits from every weapon you've got. Don't forget to dodge one-touch kill special attacks from crab.

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CaesarCrown

Jun. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After a long time. I finally got this crab. And i survived the laser pearl. What a relieve. Life complete. Aaaaaand theres the chicken dance.

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AleksaN4

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i beat medium omg i just was inside crab focusing on him and not anything else and he did not got to use pearl!

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ewankoganun

Jun. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) died once at the last bit of health. thank you for the continue option. did not want to do all that again.

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roggersbr

Jun. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If defeating it on the "medium difficulty" is only a "medium badge", I can guess why there is no "hard badge" for it... XD

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