Comments for Ultimate Crab Battle

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victor314159

Jul. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Ah, the ability to mute your computer...Silence is GOLDEN...especially in this game...

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gwendalaze

Jul. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this...ending...OMG

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menebo

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) wow, that game was torture to get through. 0/5 no thank you

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JrBear231

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lol

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BCMraLverZAM_NIs

Jul. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) STUPID GAME

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okmqaz

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @ ArusDaryl I honestly doubt the point of this game is to let the player have an enjoyable experience because 1. There is a large spamming of bullets that is really loud 2. There is the Chicken Dance music when you die and 3. Apparently the guy from Saw appears when you win so... I feel like the author intended the player to be frustrated, so frustrated in fact that they would want to BEAT THIS STUPID GAME AARRGGGHHHHH!!! And play it multiple times.

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jason301

Jul. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) just because i defeated the game doesn't mean the guy from saw should show up, i mean why the hell should he be in a game where there's a chicken song?

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malevolant33

Jul. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) FCK YOU AND FCK THIS GAME!!!!

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Nuclenzime666

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I found a really retarded glitch. I killed the crab, but he still had his robot minion thing, it game under me, shot me, and I died. During the cutscene...

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Nuclenzime666

Jul. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

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ArusDaryl

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Games like this really put all of Kongregate into perspective. Not only is it poorly conveyed to the player that you can (and need to) move inside the enemy, but several attacks are too random to be reasonably avoided; The main objective, the boss' HP, ceases to progress just before it's complete, without warning; nothing interesting goes on upon a loss that could retain interest, as in, all time spent losing is miserably wasted for nothing; and in spite of how obnoxious the experience is just PLAYING it, the sounds are the most obnoxious of all and can't even be turned off, stopping you from making it the least bit more bearable by playing decent music. I now have to go back to every other game I've played on Kong and up the rating I gave them by one star, because I wasn't appreciating how bad they could've been, but weren't, until just now.

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littleill

Jun. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ITS WHAT IVE ALWAYS WANTED! a shark with torpedo cannons and laser eyes!

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Shimera

Jun. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Shoutout to whoever chose the easy badge description...

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PriscillaM8

Jun. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) beat it on first try (4 laser pearls, just go around the crab in circles avoiding da light)

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trollface173

Jun. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i did not expect saw

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Leomn

Jun. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks to AleksaN4's comment I beat it on medium, a few moments after HighVoltage attack he died(no white beams dodging whatsoever), just try to be inside the crab all the time and land most of the hits from every weapon you've got. Don't forget to dodge one-touch kill special attacks from crab.

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CaesarCrown

Jun. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After a long time. I finally got this crab. And i survived the laser pearl. What a relieve. Life complete. Aaaaaand theres the chicken dance.

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AleksaN4

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i beat medium omg i just was inside crab focusing on him and not anything else and he did not got to use pearl!

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ewankoganun

Jun. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) died once at the last bit of health. thank you for the continue option. did not want to do all that again.

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roggersbr

Jun. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If defeating it on the "medium difficulty" is only a "medium badge", I can guess why there is no "hard badge" for it... XD

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flameaim

Jun. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hidden hyperlinks in the description of each badge. Different links too! :D

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sloeber888

Jun. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) super lag made me miss crap sht of a game

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beeble2003

Jun. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Most annoying sound effects ever + no autofire + no pause + no restart = no fun.

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oblivion_420

Jun. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) explain this bullshit at the last centimeter of heath he wont die

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Final_Knight

Jun. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yah eat that motha sucka hit the pearl to make him stop and the saw guy will appear oooooh! creepy!

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Reish

Jun. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) gah, Tried got through laser his health down to a sliver, and won't go down any further! I had two continues and hammered on him for a long while and he would not die!

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SirSpock

Jun. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @Skykitsune There's a bug with shockwave flash that causes the player to freeze when the pearl comes out, instantly killing them.

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Sk8r1313

Jun. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) first time i killed him he couldn't even bring out the pearl laser

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Midas45

Jun. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sheesh, Mausland games are so annoying!!

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dazza9873

May. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Easy enough, needs a mute button tho.

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Dokor

May. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) When the pearl appears just go round the crab among the two lasers.

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Skykitsune

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ....? How can you all not dodge the pearl laser? 1st try victory.

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darktiger138

May. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Er, what, you have 1 life left, continue? Y...... Y..... YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY -bukka bukka bukka buk buk buk buk-

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oneormore

May. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is not worth the Epic medal. (clicks Y 50,000 times in 10 seconds, chicken noise comes on). I don't like this game. Especially the pearl laser, which as long as the sub is the to stop you, it is impossible.

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eko56

May. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) LOL Epic songs intro

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rockon421

May. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) really!!!!! that peal laser is sooo gay its to laggy to doge and takes away so much damage

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WonHungLo

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This isn't even a game - it is rather quite innane. At the lease could give us quality settings so maybe the controls had a chance of working.

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Forhekset

May. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) MUTE. BUTTON!

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trunks_7457

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) To beat the laser, you just have to outlast it; circle around the crab as the laser circles. No matter what health he's at, he'll go down.

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trunks_7457

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) To beat the laser, you have to circle around the crab. You don't take damage for running into it.

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diabloein

May. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) why can I shoot him for 10 minutes he starts using the pearl laser and I can no longer damage him. His health is at just a dot the whole time but he wont die. BS badge.

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edfortune

May. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What a load of rubbish. awful game, rubbish ending.

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iceegirl1

May. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) THAT LASER PEARL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mfgpilz

May. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Mausland games... not 4 pussys ;)

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Jerry96

May. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) got the health bar down to the last 2 pixel but now i cant damage the crab anymore pls fix that

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Uksu

May. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wut this this crab didn't do pearl laser! =D

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Cocozz

May. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I dunno what you guys are complaining about. Medium mode is hardly a challenge, i did it on my second run. The first run was when i beat easy mode.

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totheteex

May. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Just before the crab's life meter was depleted, the screen flashed, 'swordfish' came back a second time and the crabs life meter disappeared and was no longer taking damage.

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sebastian32

May. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) For the pearl laser, don't forget that you do not collide with the crab. You can go through the crab itself without actually being damaged. Just stay in your segment of the laser grid and go around the central point (going through the crab). That's one of the only stages where I got no damage.

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eomon

May. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else here on a epic quest to to get the 14 badges of epicness

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