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This is without a doubt the most infuriating game I've ever played. It's not so much the difficulty, but the voice along with it. I... must... beat... it. I have to make that voice pay.
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Great game. The only thing which spoils it slightly is the amount of time it takes to move a box. This can, at times, make the game fairly boring when you have to spend 3 minutes moving boxes across the side of the screen.
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5/5 Unique concept for a platform game, very entertaining. Voice-overs were funny and better than having to read a lot of text.
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I found a glitch to speed up box-pushing!Just make one of your sides land on the box,and none of your legs.XELU,if you spot this,don't fix it,because it's not a huge mega-cheat,it just makes the game less boring and saves you time in which you would be making the game faster.Press + to end box pushing boredom!
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The music alone was enough to make me love this game, but the unique way of having the narrator give you a storyline (sort of) as well as teasing you whenever you die, was really entertaining. I tip my metaphorical hat to you, good sir!
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The worst thing is - after returning from this game to my real work I feel like I have to typetypetypetype, because if I stop - I die. :D
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Great game, but there is just a gamebreaking glitch that causes you to respawn in the wall sometimes and I sat there for like, 5 minutes hearing myself explode as I wrote this message T_T Poor little guy
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found a bug. when you die on lvl 7 form running out of stamina, it won't put you back at the health station, it'll put you at some black part and u will keep dying over and over. nothing you can do.
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Press Backspace twice to go to the main menu. SPOILERS! If you go to the main menu then type "awesomeitem" you get an Awesome Item
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"because if joe stops moving, joe will die" Problem with that is it only counts horizontal movement on a flat surface...might wanna specify that.
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Level design shows a lot of hard work and great effort. There are parts of it where it's obvious that things were just thrown in not to be challenging, but tedious and annoying. By a certain level, the player has proven they understand certain concepts of the puzzle, and by putting in easy and time consuming puzzles followed by precision jumping, perfect time execution puzzles, you don't accomplish fun, you just made your game look longer because it always took 30+ seconds to get to the real puzzle. Kinda lame, but otherwise, well made.
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my only complaint is how the red box hitbox is too large compared to the actual box, causing you do die without even touching it.
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This is, by far, my favorite game on Kongregate. The voice-overs are so much better than reading the text boxes and quite hilarious; witty, clever, and funny comments go a long way in making a game. The music fit the scene right and the little Joe was crafted into a fine young lad. I especially enjoyed that sometimes when you said something, for instance, "Wipe that smirk of your face.", the character actually did it. Obviously you put a lot of thought into this game and a lot of hours to put this together. Secrets and minuscule achievements went into the game too, that made me play it to find them all. Thank you, Xelu, for making me waste part of my life on this perfectly crafted game.
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D: Screw this laggy computer... "Left right left right left right" Is what I'm doing but my computer hears "Left left left left WALLLLLLLL dead"
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For those who can't go to the very end of the game to find this secret, here's the bonus game the second secret tunnel leads you to: http://www.4urentertainment.org/joe/joe-final/
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The only thing I dislike is that for me, moving left or right while jumping does not regain health, though I am moving...
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When i got to level 13, i got stuck between the gate that closes behind you and the Plus block. I press ESC twice to get back to the menu... and now im continuously exploding in nothing but a background.
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"im on photoshop joe"
"you know what im doing in photoshop joe?"
"Drawing a pixelated Tombstone for you joe MWUAHAHHA" :))
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"this game is hard, harder than battle toads!" welp i havent even beaten the second level yet and i already know im not gonna beat it. 5/5 though.