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Vlyke615

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "I Bet You Died The First Time" You Bastard. XD

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vincentp

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is without a doubt the most infuriating game I've ever played. It's not so much the difficulty, but the voice along with it. I... must... beat... it. I have to make that voice pay.

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Developer response from xelu

SHOW EM' WHO'S BOSS !!! :))

Gnomeboy

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Great game. The only thing which spoils it slightly is the amount of time it takes to move a box. This can, at times, make the game fairly boring when you have to spend 3 minutes moving boxes across the side of the screen.

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devildiavo666

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @ darsh97: you can skip the intro. Just press 'R' on your keyboard. Rate + so other people can see this.

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darsh97

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why can't you skip the intro and have to walk all the way to the menu every single time???

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Developer response from xelu

you can... you just have to figure out how :)

battlemike

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) OMG... poor Joe, how does he sleeps?

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coolrox95

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 Unique concept for a platform game, very entertaining. Voice-overs were funny and better than having to read a lot of text.

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Developer response from xelu

thanks for the kind words :D text is never good in a game... especially when it comes to story

skeelful08

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) GLaDOS' douchebag brother.

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Alphadeath225

Dec. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) HEY EVERONE!!!! Type 'awesomeitem' on the menu for a proppeler hat!!!! ^-^

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Bikou

Dec. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This really needs badges. Amazing game.

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Zhenhouzi

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Gosh if Glados And Wheatley had a Child .........

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tallstar5

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How about a disable flight option so you can go back and get medals you might have missed (the jumping one mainly)?

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vtyur

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found a glitch to speed up box-pushing!Just make one of your sides land on the box,and none of your legs.XELU,if you spot this,don't fix it,because it's not a huge mega-cheat,it just makes the game less boring and saves you time in which you would be making the game faster.Press + to end box pushing boredom!

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cheeseywonder101

Dec. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not sure who is more frustrated: me or the guy I just killed dozens of times.

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VARman

Dec. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Next time, you will TOAST! Do you hear that? TOAST!

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barefoot138r

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know my entire city is powered by hamsters?

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SarahJL19

Dec. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 and a Favorite for the Voice of the Creator alone.

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dialMforMONKEY

Nov. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The music alone was enough to make me love this game, but the unique way of having the narrator give you a storyline (sort of) as well as teasing you whenever you die, was really entertaining. I tip my metaphorical hat to you, good sir!

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Vilx

Nov. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The worst thing is - after returning from this game to my real work I feel like I have to typetypetypetype, because if I stop - I die. :D

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0oGamingNationo0

Nov. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Great game, but there is just a gamebreaking glitch that causes you to respawn in the wall sometimes and I sat there for like, 5 minutes hearing myself explode as I wrote this message T_T Poor little guy

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cloakerx

Dec. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) found a bug. when you die on lvl 7 form running out of stamina, it won't put you back at the health station, it'll put you at some black part and u will keep dying over and over. nothing you can do.

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Subarashii7

Jan. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) this is BS. boy scouts. britney spears. AWW SHUT UP.

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TehFireBirdeh

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Part 2...How come when I move boxes I don't get a health regen.I am moving...Aren't I?

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NinjaSauce42

Nov. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Press Backspace twice to go to the main menu. SPOILERS! If you go to the main menu then type "awesomeitem" you get an Awesome Item

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Raven1417

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "because if joe stops moving, joe will die" Problem with that is it only counts horizontal movement on a flat surface...might wanna specify that.

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LocheDuvall

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Level design shows a lot of hard work and great effort. There are parts of it where it's obvious that things were just thrown in not to be challenging, but tedious and annoying. By a certain level, the player has proven they understand certain concepts of the puzzle, and by putting in easy and time consuming puzzles followed by precision jumping, perfect time execution puzzles, you don't accomplish fun, you just made your game look longer because it always took 30+ seconds to get to the real puzzle. Kinda lame, but otherwise, well made.

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GoGoogleIt

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Type "awesomeitem" anywhere ingame for a secret :O Love the Mario style concerned Joe :D

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Zygrograxgra

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my only complaint is how the red box hitbox is too large compared to the actual box, causing you do die without even touching it.

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Kratos_Aurion

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Joe's creator is kind of a jerk.

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Sicklemandin

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This is, by far, my favorite game on Kongregate. The voice-overs are so much better than reading the text boxes and quite hilarious; witty, clever, and funny comments go a long way in making a game. The music fit the scene right and the little Joe was crafted into a fine young lad. I especially enjoyed that sometimes when you said something, for instance, "Wipe that smirk of your face.", the character actually did it. Obviously you put a lot of thought into this game and a lot of hours to put this together. Secrets and minuscule achievements went into the game too, that made me play it to find them all. Thank you, Xelu, for making me waste part of my life on this perfectly crafted game.

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EpicWinzor

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The controls are a bit sticky for me.

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cool10927353

Oct. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) looks like you need a box for that one. to bad i'm not gonna give you one. FINE, i'll spawn one. *bloop*

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TVtittern

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in game write awesomeitem then u get a hat :D

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zornrose

Nov. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To whom it may concern-AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

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Wolfmasta1

Nov. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This should seriously have badges

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Kelesen

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) D: Screw this laggy computer... "Left right left right left right" Is what I'm doing but my computer hears "Left left left left WALLLLLLLL dead"

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Werewing

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For those who can't go to the very end of the game to find this secret, here's the bonus game the second secret tunnel leads you to: http://www.4urentertainment.org/joe/joe-final/

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Cavlery

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The only thing I dislike is that for me, moving left or right while jumping does not regain health, though I am moving...

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Excuseme99

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHAT IS AT THE END OF THE SECOND SECRET TUNNEL? CANNOT BEAT!

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New999

Oct. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) When i got to level 13, i got stuck between the gate that closes behind you and the Plus block. I press ESC twice to get back to the menu... and now im continuously exploding in nothing but a background.

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Jimbob_III

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I broke it by getting everything, then playing the minigames.

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IppongiRyuuta

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So hard to control.

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bloodyblu3

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "im on photoshop joe" "you know what im doing in photoshop joe?" "Drawing a pixelated Tombstone for you joe MWUAHAHHA" :))

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Hilscher

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Boxes are too slow. Very good game, but please fix that!

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VkumarMinecraft

Nov. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This voice....It's mocking me...

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terriblegame

Oct. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What Britney Spears shut up.

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Hitaro9

Apr. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Type in "Awesomeitem" To unlock an awesome item. =p

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deadlegos12

Jul. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "this game is hard, harder than battle toads!" welp i havent even beaten the second level yet and i already know im not gonna beat it. 5/5 though.

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DarkraiPrince

Nov. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 'you though you were about to die....*gets springed* ...you were right.' MOTHER FUUUU-

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Seoran

Oct. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) #8: "You thought you were about to DIE?" Some secs later: "You were right." Sarcasm: 5/5.

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