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Kelley shut the hell up. I speak for all of the good and cool people of Kongregate but you when I say shut up and stop talking about yourself. Jeez.
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These men have created parachutes, wingsuits and jetpacks, yet they can't seem to figure out modern housing. Very interesting culture.
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Random Person: Hey boss lets go up out of this cellar when he comes out-Boss: yes good idea soldier as soon as this house gets destroyed and can climb out and get ourselves killed- why are the NPCs like that?
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So I started playing again later only to find the saves were gone. I got really far and now I am noticing the game is lagging. Usually only when knights are on the field but that is really bad. It is now near impossible to dodge them. Not to mention the issue with selecting spells. Whenever I hover over the spells they move up and so now I no longer hover on them so they move down over and over till I manage to get it. I think I don't like this game on more than just preference.
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Things that piss me off about this game:
Ninjas.
Sometimes my gauntlet just randomly stops
working and I have to refresh the page to make it work -
which takes forever.
When the game doesn't register my click
and a villager just slowly slips past me.
Ninjas.
When a villager I've thrown into the air
manages to land at the _exact_ spot where
I'm now clicking to kill someone...
Ninjas and knights.
The fact that you use up mana simply by choosing a spell
even though you're not using it on villagers. Great idea.
Knights cutting my virtual hand.
My actual hand/wrist hurting from playing this sick joke of a game.
Ninjas.
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"CRAWL AND BEG FOR MERCY! CRAWL! OH WHATS THAT? YOU WANT TO BE AN ASTRONAUT? OKAY THEN! *sends the villager rocketing into the sky*"
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I'm gonna give up on getting the badges for this one. It must be just me, coz the game is hugely popular, but I *loathe* it. Every single bit of the gameplay irritates me, most of all the way that it's an RSI ho. Unrated, as it's obviously not my kinda game :)