Discourse

Discourse: I stood naked in front of the mirror for hours, applying a generous amount of ruby red lipstick; my children played outside the bathroom, unaware of what a whore their father really is.

muce: Discourse.

muce: What is this story you are creating?

Discourse: ?..

BrokeNL: It’s enthralling.

Discourse: .. Story?
 

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muce: I imagine Discourse as the kind of guy who takes lots of LSD and draws all over his walls, while eating fine cheese and drinking fine wine with his cultured bohemian friends.

muce: They’re all mainly naked too.

muce: And they have lots of sex.

Discourse: We make love to each other with whatever body parts we happen to have spare.

Discourse: Picking things up with our feet.

Discourse: Etc.

Wondroid: Having orgies while discussing art.
 

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Discourse: “Discourse: I’m not the type of guy to treat somebody poorly just because they’re ugly, but as a pretty person, I don’t like it when people try to punch above their weight.”

Leech_: Beautifully said Disc

Discourse: Although less beautiful than me, of course.

Discourse: ♥

Leech_: You are a stunner

Leech_: Not as stunning as I though

Leech_: I am a butterfly emerging from it’s cocoon

Discourse: Then you are mistaken Leech, for my beauty is incomparable to anything that is of this world; when I take to the streets, sat atop my luxurious lectica, carried on the muscly backs of desirable young men and cared for by an entourage of scantily clad…

Discourse: nubile slave girls, merely being in my presence is like having a religious experience.
 

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Discourse – The subject of countless furtive pocket based wanks.
 

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Discourse: The issue, is that your butt isn’t meant to house foreign objects that aren’t firmly bolted to a fixed surface.

Venndeta: Discourse

Discourse: :3 ?

Venndeta: Are you saying its okay to put an A/C unit in my butt?

Discourse: Venndeta, we’ll ease into it.

Discourse: ♥
 

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Discourse: Vinicator, it would seem I cannot concisely describe the animosity I feel towards you and your cohorts, despite my efficacious soliloquies and parables.

Discourse: You upset me.

Discourse: Deeply.

Vinicator: Discoure, calm brother
 

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Discourse: Back.

muce: When you say “Brb” it usually suggests soon.

Discourse: I could no longer abnegate my urge for wonton caper.
 

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Kazuo_Kiriyama: MAGGIE THATCHER, CUM CATCHER!

Discourse: Margaret Thatcher was a pitcher, not a catcher.
 

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FoxyAssassin: Dead babies

Discourse: Are hot.

suicidalfreak: BEEF

Discourse: Is tasty.

suicidalfreak: Gammon Flaps

Discourse: Is a euphemism for labia.

suicidalfreak: fair enough

Discourse: Is correct.
 

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Discourse: Hay Dexon

Discourse: I’ve got a proposition for you.

LinDzeee: is it sexy?

Emochick444: ?

LinDzeee: The proposition. Follow along..

Discourse: The preposition, Following, and Along.*

Emochick444: okaay

Discourse: Anyway, Dexon.

LinDzeee: follow isn’t a preposition?

Discourse: Following is.

Discourse: Anyway, Dexon.

MrZenAlpachino12: Disc.

MrZenAlpachino12: This is my look for you

MrZenAlpachino12: Old Spice guy nodding

Discourse: I know it well.

Discourse: Anyway, Dexon.

Discourse: I’m seminiferous.

Discourse: You’re seminivorous.

Discourse: Problem.

Discourse: Solution.
 

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jmhoffer: Who?

Discourse: Why.

Maginmaniac7: What?

jmhoffer: Who?

Discourse: When?

bblee12: Where?

Discourse: What?

Discourse: How?

bblee12: Cheese?

jmhoffer: Blue.

Discourse: Multi-krill.

bblee12: Aww yeah.

bblee12: jm, you smoke?

Discourse: Link

jmhoffer: No.

bblee12: Oh, okay then. :L Misunderstandong.

bblee12: Misunderstanding*

Discourse: So like, I know this dude, yeah? He’s a sixteen year old, and he penised up the hand of a fourteen year old.

Discourse: I’m like “Dude, that’s statutory rape.”

Miss_Rose: That poor hand.

Discourse: And then he was all like “NONO, IT’S NOT.”

Discourse: And then he disclosed that the community officer asked him and his lady friend for drugs and alcohol!

Discourse: England is poop.
 

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Sexopus: So Discourse you sucking me off or what?

Discourse: Nono, it’s fine, I don’t like men that can fit easily in small or tight places.
 

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arya208: Weee, silence.

Discourse: Arya.

Discourse: Baby.

Discourse: Darling.

Discourse: The Temptations

arya208: Pahahahah.

Discourse: Happy now?

arya208: Yus ^ __ ^

arya208: Even though you creep me out sometimes ^ __ ^

Discourse: I should hope so.

arya208: But that totally just made my day.

Discourse: It’s all in the delivery.

arya208: It is.

arya208: The “Baby” and “Darling” that prefaced it was great foreshadowing.

Discourse: And the speed at which I posted it.

Discourse: Genius.

arya208: Absolutely brilliant.
 

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Discourse: Hey Muce

Discourse: What do you think of that Paj guy?

muce: Paj is an oily hided sniveling little lawyers whore, who scratches and scrapes at the gates of sodomy with his withered wretch of a penis, and I will have none of his incessant frivolity in the house of my forebears!
 

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Discourse: You know why it’s funny? The US government used a couple thousand dead Americans to justify three generations of middle eastern peoples living in constant fear of death, violence, and starvation.

Discourse: You’re either immoral or stupid.

Discourse: Statistically, anyway.

JDodds: ok osama lover

JDodds: let me guess your a obama bin ladin lover too

Mike1145: so Dodds im on ur side now, lol. Discourse is a doushe bag

JDodds: ever since he posted that comment i know he was a douche

JDodds: he is prolly a Obama Bin Ladin Lover too

Discourse: Why, because I’m not backing your governments perfidious invasion of other countries for financial redistribution and economical gain?

JDodds: my government?

Discourse: I’m assuming you’re American.

JDodds: yea i am

Mike1145: hahaha i dont give a **** about war dude, its called survival of the fittest and yes i am too

Discourse: Americans have a tendency to blindly follow right wing rhetoric.

JDodds: Democrats want bigger government they want everything run by the government which is shit and isnt working out

Mike1145: hahaha wat? we have a black democratisc president???

Discourse: Who said I’m democratic?

JDodds: right wing rhetoric would mean repulican right wing

Mike1145: i didnt, but we have a democratic pres, so most of us are democratic. so idk wat ur talking about man

Discourse: Do you think those are the only two parties available to you?

JDodds: no there is an independent party who never has a shot to win

Discourse: Yeah?

JDodds: discourse where are u from

Discourse: How is that pertinent to the subject?

Mike1145: just wondering?

JDodds: just asking simple question

Discourse: A question I choose not to answer.

JDodds: gotcha

Mike1145: hahahaha ok Iranian pussy

JDodds: im guessing middle east somewhere by your comments

Discourse: Hey, hey Mike, Dodds, what’s this little guy here doing?

Discourse: ✈

Discourse: What’s that little guy doing?

Discourse: All on his own?

Discourse: ✈ ▌▌
 

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muce: South, why don’t you write a poem about your feelings of hate for me, and then post it here so we can all laugh about it.
 

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Discourse: We kissed.

Discourse: WE KISSED.

Discourse: AHAH

Discourse: LOL (’cause I have a psychic link with Muce and know he is about to say “Look at this quote.”)

muce: Look at this quote.

muce: SouthWestSoulja: you better watch your fuking mouth or i’ll put you in your place.

Discourse: I think you should put that on your profile.

muce: Really?

Discourse: Yeah

muce: I may well do.

SouthWestSoulja: i might actuall do that Discourse.

muce: …

Discourse: And

Discourse: I’ll put your reply to it, Muce.

Discourse: It’ll be great!

muce: Retard, he was chatting to me!

muce: DISCOURSE IS MY BLOOD BROTHER

muce: WE KISSED

Discourse: WE KISSED.

Rolby: that doesnt make u bloodbrother

Rolby: that makes u a spit brother

Discourse: We also cut our winkies and touched tips.

muce: ^

muce: We did.
 

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Dexon: Still not bigger than me.

Dexon: :))))

Discourse: True is this also.

tomeeqe: I has the bigger of this been.

Discourse: Been have you big?

Discourse: Thinks me not.

tomeeqe: No I possess the biggerest most.

Discourse: value that not I do.

Discourse: Bitch have I the crystals Energon!

Discourse: pew pew.
 

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sayiansonic: But granted i actually know what i’m doing with a sword

EgotisticalIdiot: …

Discourse: Adding to profile: sayiansonic: But granted i actually know what i’m doing with a sword
 

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KatelynM16: i am so lonly

KatelynM16: i am so so lonly

KatelynM16: i want a boyfreind

NoodleLeith: http://snag.gy/jB7tA.jpg

ParaNoir: Me too

FreakUnique: really Katelyn?

Discourse: Katelyn, unfortunately you’ve come to the wrong place. We’re all homosexuals here.

Discourse: Isn’t that right fellas?

Leech_: ‘man flesh’

Fyrestrom: (pops head out of fort) oi I’m not homosex?

Discourse: ^ @ Leech.

Yoshilover1996: Yeah I’m not wearing that. That’s asking for trouble

Fyrestrom: Meh >..>

Leech_: Someone’s defensive about having their sexuality questioned.

Discourse: Fyre, you’ve got to accept yourself.

Leech_: We accept you

Discourse: Nobody here will judge you.

ParaNoir: This is a very accepting environment

NoodleLeith: I’m homo and proud

Yoshilover1996: I hate you all

Discourse: This is a safe place.
 

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QueenBailey: im so bored. ;-;

Discourse: Daddy drinks because you cry. @ Bailey

QueenBailey: lmfao
 

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Discourse: Seriously, why does everyone hate Akkenru so much?

Sonnemuz: Because he’s a narcissistic, anally retentive, annoying prick. That’s why.

Discourse: You basically just described most of the denizens of Just Chatting.
 

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Stineburg: Octopus is kind of gamey

Sexopus: You’ve had it?

Stineburg: i’ve had it inside of me
 

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Sexopus: Hello

Sexopus: I’ll squirt my murky ink on you?

Sexopus: cause im an octopus

Sexopus: Vionil join us

Sexopus: Really?

Sexopus: Piss off^

Sexopus: i want octopus porn!

Sexopus: yep i know all about that shit

Sexopus: What type?

Sexopus: i have a dick and a pussy i can **** myself

Sexopus: lolololol

Sexopus: yep

Sexopus: long large massive tentacles

Sexopus: very good for reaching in deep

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exactly 177 posts of the same nature later, during which time I remained silent.

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Sexopus: “Now They probably are thirsty let me fix em my inky coffee special freshly made”

Sexopus: Do ya get it?

superboy907: oh god…

superboy907: im done

Sexopus: Too graphic?

Discourse: You’re being boring.

Discourse: There’s no art to it.

Sexopus: Art?

PenguinArmy: artform

Sexopus: When i was younger i used to think of Sex as an Art

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I return to silence, and another 58 posts of the same boring nature later

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Discourse features in:

 

Deftly Orchestrating the Typed Confession of an Individual Regarding his Illicit and Licentious Activities Carried Out Against Minors!

 

(But it’s fine, because he was being boring, so he deserved it.)

 

R-click and new tab

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Sywn: i got bailey last night ;)

Sexopus: I got your mom last night

Sexopus: and peng

Sywn: xD

Sywn: I had peng a while back

Discourse: Sywn’s mother’s small frame must match your small penis perfectly.

Discourse: But seriously, child pregnancy isn’t cool.

Discourse: Not a joke.

Sexopus: It was a tight squeeze

Discourse: Eww

Discourse: Paedophile.

Sexopus: I always use a condom

Discourse: Sexopus admitted to having sex with a child!

Sexopus: When?

tomeeqe: ew

Discourse: EWWWW

superboy907: ugh

superboy907: eww

tomeeqe: ew he’s a pedo

tomeeqe: ew
 

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Let’s review what just happened.

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Sexopus: I got your mom last night

Discourse: Sywn’s mother’s small frame must match your small penis perfectly. (This was a baited trap, I had already anticipated what the nature of his response would be due to my forced observation of his behaviour throughout the night – although it was ultimately down to luck.)

Discourse: But seriously, child pregnancy isn’t cool. (and at the same time I used the term “child pregnancy” which has a double meaning.)

Discourse: Not a joke.

Sexopus: It was a tight squeeze (|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|)

Discourse: Eww

Discourse: Paedophile.

Sexopus: I always use a condom (|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|̲̅7̲̅|)
 

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Akkenru: Flame

Akkenru: FLAME

Flame_Bravo: ?

Nillow: SNAKE

Discourse: SNAKE!!!!!!!!!

Flame_Bravo: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEE!!