Snake

Snake

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Snake

Voto:
2.5
Rilasciato: October 04, 2009
Ultimo aggiornamento: October 04, 2009
Sviluppatore: artwich

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Descrizione

Oh yes, it's another snake game. I can see your cursor already on the 1/5 mark. Can't blame you really.

The *only* reason I uploaded this is to show my first game (no, finally getting the developer title has nothing to do with it).

This game has been like this for over a year, and I decided to upload it now, bugs and all.

This game is merely symbolic, to show people what I started with. I assure you that I would never have released such flawed content otherwise.

Nonetheless, I have tried to put at least *some* originality into the game but... You'll see.

I want no reports on bugs, I am not going to be updating this game, save perhaps to implement the APIs.

Feel free to offer criticism, the constructive type if possible, although I'm no doubt going to get the other too.

Come si gioca

Arrow keys to change direction.
Collect the ball-type-things.
Don't die.

Space to freeze.

Yes, there is a cheat mode. I won't tell you how to access it, but "x" helps when you're there.

Commenti

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Dukedase avatar

Dukedase

May. 23, 2010

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Based on the fact that it's snake, it's a great snake game, 4/5, but on the rating of if I had fun, 2/5. Your rating rounds out to be 3/5.

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Carr77

Feb. 10, 2010

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Its good. Just make the snake faster:)

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artwich

Nov. 12, 2009

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I'm glad that you didn't mean to insult me.

As I said before, I very much doubt you'll find an as offensive comment as your spoof of me would lead people to believe, but should I have done, please point out which one.

As for the critic part, wiktionary's definitions of "critic" are as follows:

"critic (plural critics):
1) A person who appraises the works of others
2) A specialist in judging works of art
3) One who criticizes; a person who finds fault
4) An opponent"

I'd say number 3) perfectly describes what I (attempt) to do.

I'm not the only person to insult (if that's the way you want to see what I'm doing) games, far from it, and I wonder why you chose to go against *me* and not another person. Is it because I am capable of writing comprehensible English, unlike many other people who degrade games?

I am, perfectly aware that this game is far from perfect, and I *will* be trying to release a *much* better game. When I cannot say, as time is the enemy of perfection.

~Art

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Qata

Nov. 06, 2009

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Pretty good game, but gets boring after 2000 points. 3/5

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artwich

Oct. 31, 2009

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What an amazing comment. I don't see any criticism, let alone the constructive type. All I see is a long list of insults actually.

I have no idea who you are, but I'd venture to guess that I insulted you or a friend in some way.

As for the low rating, I am perfectly aware that this game isn't good, as a brief glance at the description would have told you. An art critic mustn't be a world class artist either, I don't see why games should be any different.

If you find my advice shitty, just ignore it. Nobody is forcing you to take it, nobody is even forcing you to read it. I would also be interested who you mean by "we".

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