Student Escape 2008

This reminds me of why I despise escape games. Completely impenetrable "logic". You might as well try to prove the Riemann Hypothesis. The only thing worse than that is the moon one where you have to attempt to do it while under a 1 minute time limit. Even with walkthroughs for a few of these they're still impossible to complete. For example, the Potato one, I got to the part of the walkthrough where it says "click on the chair". No matter where I click on the chair, nothing happens. Do I have to click on a specific pixel or what? The first one I beat was Window Washer probably because it's not an escape game and actually made sense. The only other one I beat was Child's Play because it was so simple. For the rest of them, throw them into a wood chipper. 0/5, absolute gutter trash, which means that we can expect the current incarnation of Kongregate to badge this any day now with an "Easy" badge where you have to beat all the games in a single sitting. I really miss the days of Greg.

supernova://play/?swfurl=https://chat.kongregate.com/gamez/0003/0353/live/UQATSelection.swf?kongregate_game_version=1227997383

To beat Moon, use arrow to manipulate movement. Go to left 2x, pump up, pipe down, go right up the tree, blast up. If the pipe is still attached, you can't escape. (Edit for Potato; it's top cabinet.)

To beat Potato: Go left, get hands, get monkeys, get dice, go right, get shoelace, click to cabinet, climb monkeys, third drawer, get knife, go left, click chair, climb shoelace, get spatula, go right, climb monkeys, click window, click spatula, click window twice, FREEDOM!

was this class in half english and half french or something?