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As you can guess from the title, the free gold aspect of the game is not working. I tried installing three separate applications that said install and run, and they didn't work. I also tried running one or two of the extra games that you guys offer for more than 5 or 10 gold, and those did not give me the free gold either. Not sure if it's an issue with the your company collecting, or if it's an issue mythical being credited to my account, but I'm not getting any of the probably 40gold i've earned. It did work for me once about a month ago, but not since then.
Deutscher Besitzer, deutscher Chat. Tritt dieser Gilde bei um eine eigens deutsche Spielerrunde ins Leben zu rufen, bei der wir uns gegenseitig in einfachster weise und Muttersprache Tipps und Tricks aus der Nase ziehen können. :D Komm zu: ComedyCentral FanClub
> *Originally posted by **[James1011R](/forums/32630/topics/661208?page=1#10741864)**:*
> With all the unofficial swap squares (swaponly, enemyswaponly, ximaeraswaponly, blockablemoveorswap), I'm surprised there still isn't an unofficial preset square for Ximaera-Swap (which is "(Unblockable) Teleport or Swap places with target.").
> How I usually color Ximaera-swap squares:
> Border Color: [19, 121, 153]
> Fill Color: [137, 188, 204]
> Symbol Color: N/A
> Symbol: N/A
You'd also be surprised to know that I'm not making these just for you. I'm only making variations of existing squares that may be used in some ideas, not a library to contain all those pretend move names and shits.
> *Originally posted by **[main_gi](/forums/32630/topics/661208?page=2#10742290)**:*
> Yeah, ↺ looks ugly in the script. :P
what exactly do you mean by that? :v
I mean, look at page one.
ITT: Discuss what you think admins are doing instead of Adminning
An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail." A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." . Doctor: "This is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500." The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." . Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!" Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500." The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back. Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak." . Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note. Doctor: "But this is $500..." Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."
BREAKING NEWS... Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family. According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5 cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon it dies only when it bites itself. Surprising huh? Scientists claim that'sthe only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonousand deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia 3310 mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia. Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through.
That awkward moment when you're reading this comment to find an awkward moment but there isn't any, and still you're reading this comment and you're starting to realise it says nothing important and you just wasted a couple of seconds of your life but you're still reading and you don't even know why. That's awkward... You should give me a like for wasting your time.
> *Originally posted by **[Geotarrr](/forums/12051/topics/520538?page=49#10742743)**:*
> We actually have EP Missions for this. I don't think there should be some change only because of the EP difference of old and new Crusaders.
Let's think about this from the perpective of a new player. You play intensively at least 6 months until you're strong enough to unlock these new crusaders. At that point your old crusaders have over 1k EP each and now you'll will be able to get EP for the new crusaders too. Open insane amount of chests and do as many missions as you can. Then you realize that they don't help you to go much further than before. Yes, you'll get 15% more idols per run, but that's pretty much it.
Problem is not only EP and lack of it. New crusaders are not scaled so that they help your crusading enough. They're just leftover trolling cash cows and insult to players who played this game over a year now. Codename, you don't get any penny from me anymore. I'm sick of this bs and don't tolerate this game any longer anymore.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner.
He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
The robot slaps the son.
"Okay, I went to the movies!"
The father asks, "Which one?"
The robot slaps the son again.
"Okay, I was watching porn!"
The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!"
The robot slaps the father.
The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!"
The robot slaps the mother :o
level 400 for auto speed.
level 500 for the gem upgrades.
level 50 for golem spawn rate.
i think those are all the known caps, though anything that reduces HP or time will most likely have a cap or get a cap if someone upgrades it enough.
Level 30 MIGHT had been possible, IF:
- loot box cost were 600 from the start
- Jock support worked even when offline
- we had those new lobby multipliers from the start
I completed loot box just before the update and soon after got all the follower upgrades. With this current pace, I should get to 28 in next 12 hours and maybe get close to 29 before the end. But level 30 doesn't seem to be possible.
Someone sent this post to me,read and comment :
Hahahaha, friends are always wonderful.
I reached home late last night and dad asked me "where were you?
Me : At a friend's place dad.
In front of me, dad called 10 of my friends.
4 of them said "yes sir, he was here",
2 said "he just left sir",
3 said "he's here sir, studying, should I give the phone to him?and 1 of them went an extra mile to speak to dad (in my voice) "Yes dad...what's happening"
If you value your crazy friends pass your comment, I do have many, lemme tag them.
No Offence To Anyone. I am telling this as per my survivors name :)
Zomberoid :- so Guys Wanna go do Party??
IamLegend :- nah man I am Gonna Go Propose her. Not Today. :)
Zomberoid :- Who ??????? O.O
IamLegend :- I am In love with LADY!!!!!
Zomberoid :- Dude we got 3 ladies here. which one ????
IamLegend :- Lady Elisabeth !! (Heart Is Pumping Love!!)
LadyElisabeth :- Infected Sighted Zomberoid!
Zomberoid :- ok Let Em come!!
****Infected Riot Comes! ****Zomberoid Incapaciated
Only Lady & legend Is There!
IamLegend :- *goes to sucide*
LadyEisabeth :-*Shoots Zombies so they don't kill legend*
****Legend & Elisabeth In The Corner!
Legend Says I love You!
Elisabeth :- I have A Boyfriend.!!
Iamlegend :- Who ????
Elisabeth :- IveV <3
Legend Pushes Elisabeth To Zombies!! Kills IveV when He Returns!
Circleoflife :- Dude Zomberoid!! I am In Love With Stonegiant!!!!
Zomberoid :- That Our Enemy Alliance Leader?
Circle :- yes! > I Love HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zomberoid :- Kicks Him From TED , Goes TO Her. Says I Love You
* CASE CLOSED*!!!!!!!!
> *Originally posted by **[LeDoc](/forums/12714/topics/655073?page=2#10732416)**:*
> me and my citizens would like to have an option where kicking inactive players dont downgrade buildings anymore.
> yesterday ive kicked inactive players which was longer than 14 days (23 days and more) inactice.
> unfortunately some buildings was downgraded.
> im with you that buildings should be downgraded to prevent pushing (players / friends with big money join, push and leave) but i cant understand the reason for players more than 14 or 21 days inactive.
> would be nice if this will be implemented.
What are you trying to say?
You want there to be no consequences for kicking inactive players?
Basically what you are doing is leeching from their investments, so if you kick them ofcourse (part of their) their investment should be done.
A citizen invests, the whole city benefits, a citizen leaves or gets kicked, the investment is gone. Inactivity should not play any part in that.
However, if you want it changed... the devs could make it so that each week of inactivity means x percentage of the investment remains.
For instance 10% per week of inactivity, meaning that if you want to kick a player but still keep all of the investments in your city, you need to wait 10 weeks.
This would be rather iffy to implement though. Because what if the inactive player gets active again after being kicked?
Then he would still hold rights to the investments you have "stolen", unless that becomes part of the game so that for each week of inactivity the city swallows 10% of your investment.
Not entirely sure this would be a good system though because it would encourage cities to (temporarily) hold on to inactive players in order to feed off them.