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Topic: Off-topic / Compliments <3

Originally posted by Hamsters_R_Boss:

Nice Photoshop work.

Photoshop? This is just a regular image.

Topic: Off-topic / Apparently there hasn't been a single post about Livecorpse, which is surprising, so here

Originally posted by EPR89:

From what I’ve read so far there have been tributes to him after it had happened. I don’t understand that at all. He stabbed one man, then shot another one, ran off and finally committed suicide. I don’t care how many flash animations that guy has published before that or how popular he was on Newgrounds. This is fucked up.

Also, if you’re not really interested in him, why bring him up in the first place? And why now?

He was mentally ill.

Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

I could beat you with one… no two… THREE arms tied behind my back! ~General Grievous

Topic: Battle Conquest / Keep friends close ,enemy closer

looks like the “bug” keep happening.

Topic: Off-topic / Users you are legitimately frightened of.

none, i also fear almost nobody irl

Topic: Off-topic / Apparently there hasn't been a single post about Livecorpse, which is surprising, so here

Originally posted by EPR89:

Also, if you’re not really interested in him, why bring him up in the first place? And why now?

I am interested in his mind. I brought it up now because I thought perhaps there would be others who share this interest. Maybe not.

Topic: Battle Conquest / dancing skeletons

the units keep dancing instead of attack.
my undeads keep goin back and forth and turning, instead of go in a straigh line and attack, that happens close to obstacles.
when will the fathfind sistem be fixed?

Topic: Tyrant / (SPOILERS) Hostile Negotiation Event Cards Revealed!

Originally posted by sylsylde:

Shadow is correct, that combo does work, so let’s go with this. Commander = Tabitha, Research Center is active, Osprey is only imperial card on the field and go from there.

I’d like to mention Kilgore + Mobile Base still trounces this.

Topic: Off-topic / i got 9 violations on yahoo answers

i trolled pathetic wrestling fans. im a wrestling fan myself, but i asked a question, they attacked me for it then i spent 30 minutes attacking them with offensive inappropriate questions.

the next day i had -120 points. WOW LOL

Topic: Wartune / Knights are Underpowered

According to their skills they should be a lot better at WB then mages. And to be good in PVP knights need to have only 1 thing: holy seal level higher then of opponent.

Topic: Realm of the Mad God / Got Ideas for Bosses?

my boss is gonna be
Alduin HP:75000 (Alduin looks like a black spiked thorned dragon)
can be found in this dungeon i made up called elder mountain
Attacks
1: fire wave
When a player approaches Alduin he starts shooting fire waves dealing 85 dmg per wave

phase 2: Fog bullets+fire bolts
taken 7500 dmg he will shoot 3 fog bullets that will give you blindness for 5 secs and then he will shoot fire bolts at you

Phase 3: fire wall
taken a whopping 15000 hp he will start using a fire wall to protect his self and in 5 square range it will dmg the players 25 hp per sec

Phase 4: Minions dragon warriors (i made dat up too) (taken 25000 hp)
dragon warriors are kinda weak but travels in a group of 25 (thats how much he will summon)
Hp: 250
Def: 10
Xp given : 5
Battle phase
Aetheastic: sword slash
Dmg: 10-15
range 1.0

Phase 5 : magma quake
taken 50000 hp he starts moving in circles and the players must go to the nearest pillar and stay there otherwise it will kill you

Phase 6: transform
After death Alduin explodes into a skeleton dragon wich has 10000 hp and if you kill him the bones will give you 50 dmg

Drops: T8-T11 weapons (3%)
T5 ability (3%)

Taunts:
When a player approaches
Mortals….Have you come to face your death in this mountain?

Phase 1
I will incinerate your fine skull

or

Try to kill me you can never…..

Phase 2
taste my fog and see who is going to win!

Phase 3
try to kill me MY WALLS STILL STAND!

Phase 4
Rise my protectors kill this mortal!

Phase 5
Yor tou shou kin ge ya sho dah (MY MAGMA RISE TO THE GROUND!!!!!!)

phase 6
I….cant…believe…a..mortal…DEFEATED ME…..ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Topic: Forum Games / Picture Wars (6)

This beats a sword any day.

Topic: Dawn of the Dragons / Leviticus' response to lag ("Resident Tech Ninja")

For those that haven’t seen this response on forums (reply to something in general discussions) here it is

Hey All,
Thanks for the reports, I am unfortunately aware of the lag issues we are currently experiencing and we are monitoring/addressing things as quickly as possible. I don’t want to make any excuses because it’s my job to ensure the game is playable and secure but I do want to explain things a bit so we can provide you some level of understanding beyond “It’s just lag, it will get better”.

On an average day at any given time our servers handle roughly 10 Mgs of outbound data traffic and 20 Mgs of inbound data. In past world raids or after builds (any time when a larger than normal number of people are hitting the game or a specific feature) we generally jump up to about 15/40 outbound/inbound. This large increase of traffic usually drives up the server CPU and in the long run leads to lag for players. Luckily, the data traffic usually levels out after about 20-40 minutes and thus the lag also subsides. Unfortunately the last two days have not be “normal”; we have averaged about 30 Mgs outbound and 70 Mgs inbound and what is worse is that it is not subsiding as it normally would. (I am hypothesizing that this is because of the WR and the volume of people participating at length)

On one hand, it’s awesome to see that this many people are this excited about the new features and content but on the other hand (obviously) the game performance is suffering and that’s not good for anyone. We are currently working on a short term and long term solution for this issue. In the short term, i am hopeful that we will see some improvement over the next 24 hours … and if we don’t, we will try a different short term solution till we figure it out. In the long term, we are working on an entirely new server configuration that will be able to handle this type of unusually high traffic scenario much better. I can’t make any promises but i would like to think we will have this new configuration in place before the next world raid or shortly there after.

Again, thank you for the reports and hopefully this exponentiation will provide some clarity to the issues at hand. If you have additional questions or comments, let me know but please keep in mind that we currently working on these solutions so my response to posts may be a little delayed.

Thanks again,
-Levi

Topic: Off-topic / Apparently there hasn't been a single post about Livecorpse, which is surprising, so here

From what I’ve read so far there have been tributes to him after it had happened. I don’t understand that at all. He stabbed one man, then shot another one, ran off and finally committed suicide. I don’t care how many flash animations that guy has published before that or how popular he was on Newgrounds. This is fucked up.

Also, if you’re not really interested in him, why bring him up in the first place? And why now?

Topic: CS Portable / *RevivaL* Sniping Forum

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZChLc-YhyaM

Topic: Forum Games / [Competition] The Pyramid (Level 2 // Squares)

Score improvement teim.

Topic: Battle Conquest / Required - some sort of penalty system

It’s a game, although it’s unfair this user has not done anything wrong other than significantly cowardliness role-playing.

Topic: Dawn of the Dragons / Post your Raid URLs here

http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&amp;kv_raid_id=4909835&amp;kv_difficulty=4&amp;kv_raid_boss=nalagarst&amp;kv_hash=czrW0c3K7o

Topic: Legacy of a Thousand Suns / Raid URLs

Agony and Ecstasy NM
http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/legacy-of-a-thousand-suns?kv_action_type=raidhelp&amp;kv_raid_id=8852013&amp;kv_difficulty=4&amp;kv_raid_boss=agony_and_ecstasy&amp;kv_hash=64xDh5yMfo

Topic: Dawn of the Dragons / Post your Raid URLs here

http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&amp;kv_raid_id=4924995&amp;kv_difficulty=2&amp;kv_raid_boss=ogre&amp;kv_hash=VrJp6zAp79

Topic: Off-topic / I have decided on my new account gimmick

You already do that, so what’s the point? It’s nothing new. :/

Topic: Game Programming / Yahoo Buys Player.IO

:P

My mind is ridden with many delusions and fantasies. I could’ve sworn that was true.

Topic: Forum Games / The List(current round: Playwrights)

Return to Ravnica.

Topic: Kings and Legends / gender switch

Could u reset my game and start me off with male char? I dont remember having a choice in the beginning of game

Topic: Off-topic / Apparently there hasn't been a single post about Livecorpse, which is surprising, so here

Originally posted by ImBoutDatLife:

I was implying that he is a nobody

Really? A nobody? He was somewhat of a Newgrounds celebrity before his death, a celebrity that has now been firmly established.

Originally posted by Lightningcould:

This was 9 years ago.

We can all read.

Originally posted by EPR89:

Why exactly are you bringing this up now?

I honestly don’t see why this guy should be treated like some kind of hero. Sure, life seems to have been tough for him. But how is this an excuse for shooting at someone?
Any information on what happened to the officer?

Who’s treating him like a hero? Who’s trying to excuse his behavior?