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Topic: Off-topic / Amane's AMA

Originally posted by 86269:
Originally posted by KawaiiAtheist:
Originally posted by nikolas10161:

What’s the deal with you and Mikkmarr?

Mikkmar constantly harrasses me.

aw poor amane is being bullied by mikkypoo

ur unloved

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you came out as a weeaboo to your family and friends yet?

Originally posted by Mikkmar:

Why would anyone care? Do people also “come out to their families” as rock music fans or something?

What if they were religious and thought that rock fans were satanists?

 
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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / TLS: DZ - Making Fun of Logic

Another classic: Relive the Ancient Roman Gladiator Spirit.

When fighting zombies, at any time, you may only choose 1 weapon, 1 gear and 1 type of grenades of your liking. You may not wear gloves, vests, shoes, glasses, carry bag, ammo pouch and medic kit at the same time. You may not use a ranged weapon with extended mag, bullet modification and cleaning kit. You may not use both a ranged weapon and a melee weapon. You may not carry both explosive grenades and smoke grenades.

However, you are permitted to wear fancy clothing (up to 4 pieces) and enter the fighting arena with your fist cuffs and show the zombies who’s got the bigger dangling bags of flesh.

Now go forth, my brave young lads and ladies. Spill the enemies blood and may you be victorious.

 
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Topic: BattleHand: General / New Content Ideas

+1 for 1

 
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Topic: The Last Stand: Dead Zone / Talking to other players

Copy and paste the following URL in the URL bar, no quotes. Do not click the link.
www.kongregate.com/accounts/”

Once you pasted the URL, type the person’s username after “accounts/”, make sure its spelled correctly and exactly, or else it will lead to a 404 error page.

For example;
www.kongregate.com/accounts/CommSMG will lead to my profile, where you can contact me or give a shout out (not that I’m asking you to, mind you, I’m just using myself as an example).

In the Kongregate chat box on the right, outside of the game, there is an obvious list of users currently in the room, click the person’s username you desire, and there will be a link to their profile.

The search bar is for games, not people, btw. And I don’t see how YouTube would help either…

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / [untitled anniversary project] - Come join in at any time!

Name: Optimus Crime, Leader of the Autoglocks Crime Syndicate

Gender: Robot

Age: 12,581 years old in human years.

Appearance: A giant super masculine robot that’s about as tall as five humans standing on each other, and about three people wide if they were laying on their belly and measured from head to head. Dressing up in a bright and flashy red and blue alien alloy which is impervious to standard weapons, Optimus Crime can morph into a hi-tech fire truck in order to make sirens to convince other cars to let him through as he makes his getaway with the rest of the Autoglock crime bots.

When dressing up for formal occasions, Optimus Crime ditches his standard naked look for a hi-tech mechanical pimp coat, pimp hat, and most importantly, a pimp cane outfitted with a glock gun to represent his status as Optimus Crime, the leader of the Autoglocks.

Biography: Thousands of years ago, the factions of two crime robots escaped their home planet with their leaders and banded together in order to escape the galactic robot police network, and landed on a primitive planet. Optimus Crime, leader of the ruthless Autoglocks faction teamed up with Megaprawn, a gigantic crustacean shaped robot who was the leader of Deceptipr0n crime syndicate which marketed pr0nographic videos, but instead sold videos of mech shrimps in tanks causing outrage and thousands of cases of scamming.

Using their knowledge, they taught civilization the art of architecture, and rested in the pyramids their followers built for them. Now, it is the year 30XX, and civilization has advanced, and the ancient behemoths from the Autoglocks and Deceptipr0ns have awakened to unleash crime upon the galaxy once more.

Personality:

Optimus Crime will use his supreme processing power to calculate whatever course of action leads to the most amount of crime, and act upon that. In any given situation, Optimus Crime is compelled to perform or spread crime as much as possible. As the leader of the Autoglocks Crime Bots, Optimus Crime along with all Autoglocks have an urgent and constant compulsion to empty their bullets into everything in sight.

Optimus Crime always speaks in a serious long winded roundabout way talking about some treasure called the Crime Matrix which turns any machines into a criminal machine.

Ability: Optimus Crime is extremely intelligent compared to humans, however by his race’s standards, he is a complete moron. Optimus Crime can transform into a firetruck and use its ladder to hit gazelle in the African planes or use the ladder to bash into a bank vault. He also has a gun that can’t stop firing.

 
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Topic: Raid Brigade: Guild Recruitment / Any Level Active

Level doesn’t matter. If you like to play and want to stay active, we need you. Ginsu2000. Come check it out.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / What do you guys think about a way to customise the crosshair?

Originally posted by TotallyNotForCW:

^ only works in windowed, no crosshair overlays work in fullscreen

unless you can make cw run in borderless windowed (no option for that) its useless for anyone that plays fullscreen

:3 I mentioned that.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / If you could ban one mod, who would it be?

Magin cuz he unfriended me on Steam and muted me from Kong. :(

Stots was right you have changed bro.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / What browser are you using right now?

Lynx

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Bugs and Unofficial Tech Support / Yet another framerate drop thread

Go to your search menu and search Run. Type in 1. “Temp” and delete all the files. 2. “Prefetch” then delete everything on it. 3. “Temp” and delete everything on it.

These files above aren’t related to system 32 and won’t destroy your computer. These files contain temporary files that are not important. By deleting this, your computer would work faster. Try it if you trust me.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you came out as a weeaboo to your family and friends yet?

Yeah they disowned me

 
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Topic: Realm Grinder / R44 Post ASC Can't get Demon Horn/DIVINE Sword

If I ally with Angels consecutively, will I break this if I ally with Dwarf?

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you came out as a weeaboo to your family and friends yet?

go away

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Profit caster bug

Originally posted by kroth321:
Originally posted by jonfelder:

The profit caster is additive with all the other gold purchased multipliers. As a gold expenditure, it’s terrible. The x3 or x12 multiplier is far better for the same price.

Regarding it removing the boost, that happens if you interrupt the game in any way. Switching planets, getting a phone call, going to the forums, resetting, getting a notification, etc…

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/4726-developer/topics/626068-jons-bug-workaround-and-troubleshooting-guide

No, what I’m saying is that it doesn’t boost. I’m not interrupting it. It only boosts to less than 1×. Not the 9x I purchased. The boost is smaller than it should be. Not shorter. Not interrupted. I’ve been jipped. You’re right, I would’ve been better off saving my money. Never again.

Post before and after screen shots.

 
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Topic: Forum Games: Forum Games / Collapsed Kingdom(Group Survival): Sign Up

Finished my character.

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: General / What do you guys think about a way to customise the crosshair?

^ only works in windowed, no crosshair overlays work in fullscreen

unless you can make cw run in borderless windowed (no option for that) its useless for anyone that plays fullscreen

 
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Topic: Supermechs / Bonus Code for starters!!! (post them here)

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Topic: Contract Wars: General / -

Originally posted by FluffyBastard:
Originally posted by TotallyNotForCW:
Originally posted by FluffyBastard:
Originally posted by TotallyNotForCW:
Originally posted by FluffyBastard:
Originally posted by TotallyNotForCW:
Originally posted by FluffyBastard:
Originally posted by grulos:

His titles say more than his OP.

Go troll some MLP forum man.

Than his what?

original post

Oh, I thought OP means Original PostER …

it can be used as both, depends on context

Well, if You thinks so I won’t argue.

you posted like twice before this and deleted it twice xd

anyway, since you said according to urban dictionary the first time -

:P

because I was drunk (and still am) :D
http://pl.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=op

;-; Remember the time when OP means Over powered? ;-; Good old deis.

 
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Topic: Tap Adventure Mobile / Reset

Time loop or Lose Alll for ever a start new game?

 
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Topic: Contract Wars: Clans / ★★★ Team Berserk: Recruitment & Discussion - Now with Nearly All Combat Skills!

Originally posted by LittleCaesar8:

In my opinion, better to let go of most of the inactive players (the ones who 1 year or more inactive). They should understand that by joining any clan there comes responsibilities. You get the in-game skills perks of clans but you need to contribute. For cr and gp, the higher level ones should be more active in that. Here’s a suggestion, why not make a 5 or 10% contribution for cr every month or so. That would be a lot less hard on us lower level players (*Urhmm!). gp though…not sure. I’m saving for Glock18 hope you guys understand.. xD

And hopefully the new recruits would understand the responsibilities very well….

Originally posted by GladiusVictorius:
Lol 10% for me means something around 10 million Cr then every months.And if someone see that i give 10 Millions of CR they begin to give nothing as they think that the clan have enough for that i give max 1 million cr every week or only sometimes more when we need a skill.But not that i play forever so all must learn to give a decent amount.Not all what they have but i think 25% of the Cr they make every week can all give.From over 600 players i miss a lot names in the donate history.


Not sure I understand. 5% or 10% of what?

And one thing not yet mentioned is game play CRs. If someone has set a 10% contribution, that is 10% of the EXP they earn in a match and 10% of the CRs, they keep 90%. Someone who sets 75% contribution is getting only 25% of the CR per game so they have less “extra” to donate, but they have already generated CRs for the clan bank.

Gladius, you have been WAY more than generous with CRs and GP. I DO keep track. No one is going to say a word if you don’t put in some minimum percentage. If they do they will have to match the nearly 1,900 GP and nearly 16M CRs you have donated thus far (and you haven’t even been in the clan for 3 months yet) :D

And you are correct, the number of people who donate extra CR or GP is VERY small.

 
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Topic: Raid Brigade: Guild Recruitment / Lvl 6 searching for active clan

That response is hilarious! LOL

 
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Topic: AdVenture Capitalist Mobile: General / Profit caster bug

Originally posted by jonfelder:

The profit caster is additive with all the other gold purchased multipliers. As a gold expenditure, it’s terrible. The x3 or x12 multiplier is far better for the same price.

Regarding it removing the boost, that happens if you interrupt the game in any way. Switching planets, getting a phone call, going to the forums, resetting, getting a notification, etc…

http://www.kongregate.com/forums/4726-developer/topics/626068-jons-bug-workaround-and-troubleshooting-guide

No, what I’m saying is that it doesn’t boost. I’m not interrupting it. It only boosts to less than 1×. Not the 9x I purchased. The boost is smaller than it should be. Not shorter. Not interrupted. I’ve been jipped. You’re right, I would’ve been better off saving my money. Never again.

 
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Topic: Off-topic / Have you came out as a weeaboo to your family and friends yet?

Why would anyone care? Do people also “come out to their families” as rock music fans or something?

 
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Topic: Little Alchemist Mobile / Help building my deck?

Don’t spend anymore dust on FFs unless you have a pair that have Critical Strike or Crushing Blow fusion power.
Concentrate dust on your combo cards… Superhero & Knight will probably last your entire career, so they’re a good place to start.
Cut your deck down to your best 35-36 cards. Your deck should be mostly CCs with only a few of your best FFs (the ones that you have pairs of).
Bear & Science are great cards, and they are a loss, but you can get ’em later in the Heroic Events. Try your best not to miss anymore event cards though.